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Hitesh Shah
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Got to wondering about the origin of "blonde" jokes and what better place to start than here and a little Googling. For those who believe in anything cast in scientific terms there's this explanation. I'm sure the more curious (or idle) among us would like to know if there are better explanations. Of course, most blonde jokes wouldn't be approved by the PC crowd and better be read in private!
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catcall
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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided. To hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, How much Will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes almost ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right I guess I'm starting to believe all those "dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're Finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it Two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way, " the blonde added, "it's not a Porche, it's a Lexus."
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Hitesh Shah
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This wouldn't have happened in Europe. There, they correctly pronounce the word as Por she  .
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catcall
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More on Blondes:
FLORIDA
Two blondes living in California were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away,
Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????'
CARBURETOR
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to the Mississippi River and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she
shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the
other side.'
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by
saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're 'watch' dogs!'
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babysohigh202
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it is intresting!!
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Hitesh Shah
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What is lost dvd ?
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catcall
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 Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 2:57pm |
Originally posted by Hitesh Shah
What is lost dvd ?
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That tag of this new member is actually a link to a website, though why there is a link to the tag, i am too blonde to understand
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Hitesh Shah
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You are blond & I'm too bald to understand. Perhaps babysohigh202 all the way from Albania will make it clearer in the next lengthy post. I'm also wondering where the babysohigh's 1 to 201 are? Will they also become members of TED or have they found their DVDs and need search no more ?
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