The Blond test
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Topic: The Blond test
Posted By: catcall
Subject: The Blond test
Date Posted: 24/Apr/2008 at 7:48pm
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Time to do the inner-blonde test! Pay close attention!
There are 10 questions, so you should be able to answer them all in 5 minutes. DO NOT look at the answers found at the end of this document, that would be cheating! Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference!
1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? 2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills taken? 3. I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being woken by the alarm? 4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? 6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? 7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction,each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What colour is the bear? 8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? 9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? 10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver? ANSWERS :
1. All of them. Every month has at least 28 days. 2. 1 hour. If you take a pill at 3. 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between a.m. and p.m. 4. 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2. 5. 9 live sheep. 6. The match. 7. White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole. 8. 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 9. None. It was Noah, not Moses. 10. YOU are the driver. Grading Scale (out of 10) ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
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Posted By: tyler_durden
Date Posted: 24/Apr/2008 at 8:47pm
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amazingly true in my case...i answered 8...and am an engineer...though moses wala mujhe case hi pata nahi tha ... ab blonde kaun hai yeh batao... am waiting eagerly to meet a blond on this forum ------------- If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. |
Posted By: stocktin
Date Posted: 09/Jun/2008 at 11:39pm
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A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!" Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use And that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea,' gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne." ------------- taggy |
Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 26/Dec/2008 at 9:06pm
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See if you can figure out what these words have in common. 1 Banana 2 Dresser 3 Grammar
4 Potato
5 Revive 6 Uneven 7 Assess (No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.) ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 26/Dec/2008 at 9:11pm
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If the first letter is placed at the end and the result is spelled backward, you get the original? ------------- |
Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 26/Dec/2008 at 9:16pm
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Bingo!! that was pretty fast... !!! ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 26/Dec/2008 at 9:50pm
Bald not blonde
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 27/Dec/2008 at 2:03pm
In favour of all baldies...
"God made two types of heads- one He filled with brains, the rest he covered with hair"
 --- With apologies to female members of TED, if any  ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 27/Dec/2008 at 7:30pm
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Got to wondering about the origin of "blonde" jokes and what better place to start than http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond - here and a little Googling. For those who believe in anything cast in scientific terms there's this http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977346042 - explanation . I'm sure the more curious (or idle) among us would like to know if there are better explanations. Of course, most blonde jokes wouldn't be approved by the PC crowd and better be read in private! ------------- |
Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 05/Apr/2009 at 8:01pm
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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided. To hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, How much Will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes almost ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right I guess I'm starting to believe all those "dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're Finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it Two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way, " the blonde added, "it's not a Porche, it's a Lexus."  ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 05/Apr/2009 at 9:30pm
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This wouldn't have happened in Europe. There, they correctly pronounce the word as Porshe .
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 03/Jun/2009 at 3:42pm
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More on Blondes:
FLORIDA Two blondes living in California were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????' CARBURETOR A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to the Mississippi River and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?' The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.' IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're 'watch' dogs!' ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: babysohigh202
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 2:19pm
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it is intresting!! ------------- http://www.dvdcollects.com/products/Lost-Season-1-4-DVD-Boxset-DVDS-1389.html - Lost dvd |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 2:35pm
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What is lost dvd ?
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 2:57pm
That tag of this new member is actually a link to a website, though why there is a link to the tag, i am too blonde to understand  ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 3:01pm
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You are blond & I'm too bald to understand. Perhaps babysohigh202 all the way from Albania will make it clearer in the next lengthy post. I'm also wondering where the babysohigh's 1 to 201 are? Will they also become members of TED or have they found their DVDs and need search no more ?  ------------- |
Posted By: smartcat
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 3:17pm
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You two dodos aren't very bright. See, there is a link to 'Lost DVD' because he lost the "Lost" DVD sometime back and is hoping that you would gift it to him.
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Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 3:24pm
Bright? Most certainly not. Suspicious, yes! How do you know it's a he? Huh? Huh? ------------- |
Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 3:35pm
smartcat,here's a proposal, hiteshji and me will sponser your trip to Albania so you can clear the confusion on both the issues... in case if the answer to hiteshji's question (the latest one i.e) is in your favour... better for you.. .....interested kya? ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |
Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 05/Jun/2009 at 3:45pm
Catcall ji forgot to mention it will be a one-way ticket.... ------------- |
Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 15/Jul/2009 at 9:29am
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Some more Tests to check for Blondness..
Here you go... Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately .. OK? Let's find out just how blondeyou really are.... Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 .. Now add 30 ...Add another 1000 . Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right....... ...Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1... Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nono? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary.. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! ------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing! |