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Topic: 40 Things Most people don't know
Posted By: catcall
Subject: 40 Things Most people don't know
Date Posted: 09/Dec/2006 at 9:35pm
40 things most people dont know...
1) Mosquito repellents do not repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito sensors so they do not know you are there.
2) Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
3) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
4) No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
5) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
6) The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
7) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
8) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
9) The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
10) Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
11) The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
12) Pearls melt in vinegar.
13) The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser, in that order.
14) It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
15) A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.
17) On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
18) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
19) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
20) It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
21) The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
22) A snail can sleep for three years.
23) No word in the English language rhymes with MONTH.
24) Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
25) All polar bears are left handed.
26) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
27) A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink.
28) Giraffes cannot cough.
29) DREAMT is the only English word that ends in the letters MT.
30) Mona Lisa has no eyebrows in Leonardo da Vinci's painting.
31) A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
32) A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
33) Shakespeare invented the words ASSASSINATION and BUMP.
34) The longest earthworm in the world was reported to exceed 150ft. in length.
35) A shrimp's heart is in its head.
36) The only word in the English language with all the vowels in reverse order is SUBCONTINENTAL.
37) A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through.
38) The poison arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.
39) An ant can survive for up to two weeks underwater.
40) Almost everyone who reads this post will try to lick their elbow.!
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 09/Dec/2006 at 9:46pm
...and will try to assasinate someone!
...and will try to HUMP if not BUMP someone at least once!
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Posted By: reetesh
Date Posted: 09/Dec/2006 at 12:16pm
and will try to assasinate someone!
...and will try to HUMP if not BUMP someone at least once!
OMSHIVAYA jee: must appreciate your openness and boldness in your creativity and writing (especially last one), I know KULMAN jee will also appreciate it.
Sir: very soon you will have to make this site for above 18 year old only.
Caution: take it lightly.. please.
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Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 09/Dec/2006 at 7:41am
Catcall where do you get these kind of info from? Makes for some really interesting reading. By the way I liked this one the most
A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 11/Dec/2006 at 8:58pm
Looking at today's market crash, I feel tempted to add......
41st Thing Most people don't know........
When the market is going to crash!!! 
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Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 11/Dec/2006 at 9:27pm
Just a modification or the 42nd which ever way you may like it "The moment it crashes every one knows why it has!"
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Posted By: sanjay3
Date Posted: 11/Dec/2006 at 7:58am
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - - - - - - - - - http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.1&attid=0.1.0.1.0.3&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 -
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - -
"Is the man of the house home?", they asked. http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.3&attid=0.1.0.1.0.2&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 - - http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.4&attid=0.1.0.1.0.4&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 - - http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.5&attid=0.1.0.1.0.5&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 - -
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - -
- "Then we cannot come in", they replied. - In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.The woman went out and invited the men in" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - - "We do not go into a House together," they replied.
- http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.3&attid=0.1.0.1.0.2&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 - - http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.4&attid=0.1.0.1.0.4&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 - - http://mail.google.com/mail/?realattid=0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.0.1.5&attid=0.1.0.1.0.5&disp=emb&view=att&th=10f5e21115b1e7c5 - - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - - One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - "Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife. "Go out and invite Love to be our guest." The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bogelindah/ - - The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU... -Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy. -Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it. -Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength. -Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.
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Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 11/Dec/2006 at 8:51am
Absolutely wonderful post Sanjay.....
This is really that makes this forum such a good place to visit first thing in the morning.
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 12/Dec/2006 at 8:29pm
Joke for the day.....
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the stockbroker, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a stockbroker-- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe and wooden staff? How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; his clients, they prayed."
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 12/Dec/2006 at 12:19pm
Very interesting posts here....on this thread...
Keep the lounge buzzing............... as lots of day-traders are now shifting their focus from dealing-rooms to lounges.
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 16/Dec/2006 at 9:04pm
Some more one the list of "things that most people don't know-this time @ the stock market.....!
Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
Bear Market - A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets none.
Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
Broker - Poorer than you were last year.
"Buy, Buy" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves.
Financial Planner - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks.
Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the Toilet.
Call Option - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
Day Trader - Someone who is disloyal from 9-5.
Yahoo - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for Rs.5240 per share.
Windows 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for Rs.5240 per share.
Institutional Investor - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nut house.
Profit - Religious guy who talks to God.
Bill Gates - Where God goes for a loan.
Rakesh Junjunwala- God. !!!! 
------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 16/Dec/2006 at 9:49pm
CatCall jee
That was quite amusing. some great ones indeed!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 26/Dec/2006 at 7:29pm
EVER WONDER ~~~~
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
AND FINALLY>>>
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
CHEERS AND HAVE A GREAT NEW YEAR
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 26/Dec/2006 at 8:44pm
Holly Molly.....the last one...really ingenious catcall ji. You made it up yourself....sonia ji needs to know that or maybe the US...since they too have a congress there lol
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 14/Mar/2007 at 9:49pm
Right then, this thread was started with "40 things Most people don't Know". Since the market has now retraced back to the levels to where it was when this thread was started,(!!) I thought this is the right time to add to the list... So here goes.......
MORE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON"T KNOW:
1. Baboons can tell the difference between English and French. Zoo keepers at Port Lympne wild animal park in Kent are having to learn French to communicate with the baboons which had been transferred from Paris zoo.
2. Humans can be born suffering from a rare condition known as "sirenomelia" or "mermaid syndrome", in which the legs are fused together to resemble the tail of a fish.
3. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.
4. It's possible for a human to blow up balloons via the ear. A 55-year-old factory worker from China reportedly discovered 20 years ago that air leaked from his ears, and he can now inflate balloons and blow out candles.
5. Lionesses like their males to be deep brunettes.
6. Bosses at Madame Tussauds spent Ł10,000 separating the models of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston when they separated. It was the first time the museum had two people's waxworks joined together.
7. The = sign was invented by 16th Century Welsh mathematician Robert Recorde, who was fed up with writing "is equal to" in his equations. He chose the two lines because "noe 2 thynges can be moare equalle".
8. One person in four has had their identity stolen or knows someone who has.
9. In America it's possible to subpoena a dog.
10. When faced with danger, the octopus can wrap six of its legs around its head to disguise itself as a fallen coconut shell and escape by walking backwards on the other two legs, scientists discovered.
11. There are an estimated 1,000 people in the UK in a persistent vegetative state.
12. "Restaurant" is the most mis-spelled word in search engines.
13. Cyclist Lance Armstrong's heart is almost a third larger than the average man's.
14. Only 36% of the world's newspapers are tabloid.
15. You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat.
16. It takes 75kg of raw materials to make a mobile phone.
17. The Pyruvate Scale measures pungency in onions and garlic. It's named after the acid in onions which makes cooks cry when cutting them.
18. Newborn dolphins and killer whales don't sleep for a month, according to research carried out by University of California.
11. You can bet on your own death..
12. It takes less energy to import a tomato from Spain than to grow them in this country because of the artificial heat needed, according to Defra.
13. The hotter it is, the more difficult it is for aeroplanes to take off. Air passengers in Nevada, where temperatures have reached 120F, have been told they can't fly.
14. Giant squid eat each other - especially during sex.
15. First-born children are less creative but more stable, while last-born are more promiscuous, says US research.
16. It takes a gallon of oil to make three fake fur coats.
17. Each successive monarch faces in a different direction on British coins.
18. One in 18 people has a third nipple.
19. Japanese knotweed can grow from a piece of root the size of pea. And it can flourish anew if disturbed after lying dormant for more than 20 years.
20. Pulling your foot out of quicksand takes a force equivalent to that needed to lift a medium-sized car.
21. A single "mother" spud from southern Peru gave rise to all the varieties of potato eaten today, scientists have learned.
22.Spanish Flu, the epidemic that killed 50 million people in 1918/9, was known as French Flu in Spain.
23. Ordinary - not avian - flu kills about 12,000 people in the UK every winter.
24. You are 176 times more likely to be murdered than to win the National Lottery.
25. Koalas have fingerprints exactly like humans (although obviously smaller).
26. Bill Gates does not have an iPod.
27. The Japanese word "chokuegambo" describes the wish that there were more designer-brand shops on a given street.
28 . "Making Profit" and "profiteering" are not one and the same thing!!
Disclaimer: Only the last one is my original creation!!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 14/Mar/2007 at 10:20pm
"Making Profit" and "profiteering" are not one and the same thing!!
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 yeh toh Kamal jaisa komal hain !
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 21/Jun/2007 at 9:57pm
Hi TEDies, Nice to to back on TED after a 2 month break... thought i'd start off my innings with my favourite thread... so here goes...
SOME PONDERISMS:
used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes 
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why does the OBS-GYNO leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 22/Jun/2007 at 11:22am
Ha ha ha
Here's one more........
The world's smallest resignation letter:
Dear Sir,
I Love Your Wife.
Thank You...
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 22/Jun/2007 at 11:47am
That was nice how about the boss's reply:
Thanks Mate,
I love your's too.
Regards,
BOSS!
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Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 23/Jun/2007 at 12:06pm
HAHAHAHA
------------- You can't make money if you are unwilling to lose...It's like willing to breathe in but not willing to breathe out. -- ED SEYKOTA ....Read Disclaimer!
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Posted By: tigershark
Date Posted: 23/Jun/2007 at 9:42am
maybe the boss can also say-- please take her and i promote you to CFO!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 24/Jun/2007 at 12:11pm
Or maybe the boss would send his mother-in-law along too saying ..."thahero, ek per ek free milti hai!"
------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing!
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 24/Jun/2007 at 12:13pm
Here's one from me which i received from Hutch!
Elephants can smell water from 4.5 km!
160 cars can drive side by side on World's widest road (Brazil)
Sorry,two
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 24/Jun/2007 at 6:27pm
ha ha
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160 cars can drive side by side on World's widest road..............Devesh, here in Pune those number of cars TRY to drive side by side on narrow streets!!!
------------- Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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Posted By: us121
Date Posted: 24/Jun/2007 at 8:41pm
Originally posted by deveshkayal
Here's one from me which i received from Hutch!
Elephants can smell water from 4.5 km!
160 cars can drive side by side on World's widest road (Brazil)
Sorry,two |
i recently read at zoo:
polar bear can smell the seal, fish from as far as 64KMs
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 25/Jun/2007 at 10:28am
Only 3 Co's have reached the No.1 spot on Fortune 500 since 1954: GM,Exxon Mobil,Walmart.
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 03/Jul/2007 at 9:32pm
Some more "PONDERISMS"
WHY ????
Why http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&BlockImage=0&red=http%3A%2F%2Fin%2Egroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fsweetcrazyboy%2Fjoin - - - " when they know there is not enough money?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?isImage=0&BlockImage=0&red=http%3A%2F%2Fin%2Egroups%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fgroup%2Fsweetcrazyboy%2Fjoin - -
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, " It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, " That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes ?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay,.... !!!
------------- There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing!
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Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 03/Jul/2007 at 9:36pm
CalCall........These are great!!!
------------- You can't make money if you are unwilling to lose...It's like willing to breathe in but not willing to breathe out. -- ED SEYKOTA ....Read Disclaimer!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 05/Jul/2007 at 9:29pm
Letters 'a', 'b', 'c' & 'd' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99 (Letter 'd' comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters 'a', 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999 (Letter 'a' comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters 'b' & 'c' do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999 (Letter 'b' comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter 'c' does not appear anywhere in in the spellings of entire English Counting !!!!
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 05/Jul/2007 at 9:36pm
Excellnt Catcall jee.
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 05/Jul/2007 at 9:37pm
Wow...that was really truly great and simply mind-boggling and amazing! (look...no C in this sentence !!!)
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 09/Jul/2007 at 10:36pm
Some Facts from Business section...
The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
Colgate was first available in a jar in 1873.
In 1976, 14 banks merged to form a bank credit card called "Mastercharge". This was later renamed to "Mastercard".
A Boeing 767 airliner is made of 31 lakh separate parts.
Reebok was named after the African Gazelle.
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So,next time some Teddy should take part in Tata Crucible Contest 
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 25/Jul/2007 at 10:48am
Guinness Book of Record holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries !!!
Nobel Prize resulted from a late change in the will of Alfred Nobel, who did not want to be remembered as a propagator of violence - he had invented dynamite.
Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards !!! So whenever u r stressed, think of the yummy Desserts 
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 28/Aug/2007 at 1:27pm
Some GK questions
1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in? 2. What is the expansion of YAHOO? 3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS? 4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network? 5. What is expansion of "ICICI?" 6. What does "baker's dozen" signify? 7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot- India 210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why? 8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two different countries? 9. From what four word ex-pression does the word 'goodbye' derive? 10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known? 11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th? 12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007? 13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match? 14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe ? 15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore? 16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only one country(other than Vatican )?
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Answers:
1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym Ajax . 2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle 3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports 4. Satellite Television Asian Region 5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India 6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a normal dozen 7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi beingkilled. 8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different countries one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh- (Amar Sonar Bangla) 9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'. 10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa. 11. South Korea . 12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR , as it was known during the cold war) 13. Geoffrey Boycott 14. John Traicos 15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln 16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa .
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 30/Aug/2007 at 7:10pm
Correction to Answer no 3:
ADIDAS actually comes from the name of it's founder ADOLF DASSLER. ADI short form of ADOLF & DAS from DASSLER. ADIDAS was founded by the brothers ADOLF & RUDOLF DASSLER. Later due to disagreement Rudolf left & founded the PUMA company.
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 30/Aug/2007 at 9:19pm
Thanks for that clarification Kulman, I did wonder about the earlier version of ADIDIAS, I think that one formed part of an ADIDAIS advertisement...
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 31/Aug/2007 at 1:11am
The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long
Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile
A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny
The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
Slugs have four noses
Sharks can live up to 100 years
Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.
Kangaroos can't walk backwards
About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday
The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887
The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency
Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints
There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human
It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002
Octopus have three hearts
If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange
The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old
The body has 2-3 million sweat glands
Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs
Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.
Most cats are left pawed
250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa
A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!
Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours
An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce
Bone is five times stronger than steel
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 31/Aug/2007 at 11:09am
Interesting collection, devesh
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 01/Sep/2007 at 1:16pm
1. David Berger came up with this name while creating a comic strip for US military magazines in World War II. In 1964, Hasbro came up with a series of prototypes originally named Rocky (marine/soldier), Skip (sailor) and Ace (pilot),before dropping the individual names and using this name for the entire series. Which name?
GI Joe.
2.The legend behind this toy originated when in 1902, an American president on a hunting trip refused to shoot an old she-bear, who had been cornered. This was made famous by a cartoon in Washington Post, which inspired a novelty store owner to come up with this toy. Which?
Teddy Bear. The president was Theodore Roosevelt, and hence the toy was named Teddy after him.
3.This brand began in 1968, and released 16 pieces, 11 of which were designed by Harry Bentley Bradley, who had designed the cars Dodge Deora and Custom Fleetside.Which brand?
Hot Wheels.
4. Which Japanese company is named after this mountain?
Fuji. named after Mt. Fuji.
5.One of the reasons for the naming of this brand was that the founder of this brand was fond of the letter ‘K’, and called it a “strong, incisive sort of letter”. He and his mother devised this brand name from an anagram set, and said that the three criteria for choosing the name were: it should be short, it couldn’t be mispronounced, and it shouldn’t resemble or be associated with anything else. Which brand?
Kodak.
6.This company, founded in 1928, got its name from the Japanese word for ‘ripening rice field’, because the founder’s mother’s favourite saying was “the ripest ears of rice bow their heads the lowest”. It is also said to be a short form for ‘Machinery and Instruments Optical by Tashima’. Which company?
Minolta. It is said to be a shortened form of ‘Machinery and Instruments Optical by Tashima’.
7.While using this search engine, a user can enter questions in plain English and seek answers. This was named after a literary character, who was named after a Warwickshire cricketer. The name of this search engine was changed in 2006 to drop the literary character’s name. Which?
AskJeeves.com, which is now Ask.com. AskJeeves.com was named after PG Wodehouse’s character Jeeves, who in turn was named after a Warwickshire cricketer Percy Jeeves.
8.Which search engine that began as a research project at Carnegie Mellon University, is named after the predatory wolf-spider?
Lycos.
9.The name of this search engine was inspired by a poem written more than 800 years ago during the reign of the Song Dynasty, and means hundreds of times. Which?
Baidu, the leading Chinese search engine.
Source: http://www.livemint.com/2007/09/01004125/Mint-quiz.html - Mint quiz
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 03/Sep/2007 at 10:13pm
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution!
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos! 
There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants!
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food!
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old!
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones! 
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30!
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe!
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 03/Sep/2007 at 1:18am
Catcall jee, where do you get all this stuff??!!
Keep it up please!!!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 12/Sep/2007 at 8:24pm
The Buzzard, the Bat, and the Bumblebee
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If you put a BUZZARD in a pen six or eight feet square and entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of his ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of ten or twelve feet. Without space to run, as is his habit, he will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top.
The ordinary BAT that flies around at night, a remarkably nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash.
A BUMBLEBEE if dropped into an open tumbler will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself.
In many ways, there are lots of people like the BUZZARD, the BAT, and the BEE. They are struggling about with all their problems and frustrations, not realizing that the answer is right there..."above" them... |
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 22/Sep/2007 at 9:15pm
MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.
POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.
BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that
means everybody.
FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).
DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped.
AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.
JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.
QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest.
TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.
JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'. GP was changed into JEEP later...
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Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 22/Sep/2007 at 9:24pm
Excellent bit of info. Never knew all this.
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 22/Sep/2007 at 9:25pm
TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'.
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I think the meaning is not the same in stock market lingo!!
To i(e)nsure Punter Suffers
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 29/Sep/2007 at 8:49pm
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year!
The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye!
Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!
A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel!
A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!
A lightning bolt generates temperatures five times hotter than those found at the sun's surface!
A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood!
It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill!
Almost half the newspapers in the world are published in the United States and Canada!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 29/Sep/2007 at 9:06pm
Interesting, as usual. Just one observation:
The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders!
According to unconfirmed research reports, they represent leveraged F&O traders of the Laal category.
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 29/Sep/2007 at 11:23am
Ha ha!! Wait for the much awaited correction, Kulman, you'll have many more standing in that line, considering the heavy outstanding F&O positions ...
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 08/Oct/2007 at 2:00pm
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax: PAY INCOME TAX!
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qus. : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qus. : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Qus. : Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) Qus. : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Qus. : Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) Qus. : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Qus. : Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus. : How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Qus. : Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Qus. : Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
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Posted By: smartcat
Date Posted: 08/Oct/2007 at 3:37pm
Sir Ji, Do you have to deal with customs/sales tax department? My CA tells me they are the most courteous and honest of the lot 
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Posted By: tyler_durden
Date Posted: 08/Oct/2007 at 5:19pm
" love making is taxing but thankfully it is not taxed" 
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Posted By: smartcat
Date Posted: 08/Oct/2007 at 5:35pm
But you pay a penalty! (Children)
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Posted By: leo2007
Date Posted: 08/Oct/2007 at 6:03pm
Yes. But no Excise Duty !
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 08/Oct/2007 at 7:02pm
love making is taxing but thankfully it is not taxed"
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Tyler babu......ha ha ha 
Wait for change of government.....the gravevine has it that IT rules would be amended to include it under FBT and/or Service Tax depending on the place/location of the act itself!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 17/Oct/2007 at 8:53pm
Your world is in your brain
It Creates The Mental State In Which Each Of Us Exists: UK Researcher
We all live in the world of our own, and now even scientists say so. Researchers from UK have summed up in their latest study that the brain does not pass on all the information that it soaks up from the surroundings and instead uses this raw data to create a mental world in which each of us exists. Professor Chris Frith, a neuro-psychologist from University College London, says that our brain can work without our interference is an evolutionary hangover that has helped humans survive. Frith puts forward a mind-boggling prospect: the majority of the work that your brain does goes on unconsciously. In fact, your whole world, your consciousness, your reality, is an illusion, created by our brains, every one of which constructs them slightly differently, says UK's Sunday Times. Our brains are constantly soaking up and processing information from the world around us, monitoring, checking and assessing. But most of the information from our 100 trillion or so brain cells never reaches us. Instead the brain takes this raw data to create a model of the world and this is the mental world in which each of us lives, say Frith and other leading brain experts, while examining the topic of consciousness and the mental world in which we live, at this year's British Association for the Advancement of Science Festival in York. Using noninvasive brain-scanning equipment that provides a window on the brain, clearly showing which brain areas are being used, scientists are gleaning insights into the parts of our brains that produce our conscious selves. The researchers are using this knowledge to gain insights into what happens when we lose consciousness — if we're in a coma, for instance, or under anaesthetic — and to help people with mental disorders and distor tions of consciousness, such as schizophrenics. So, if only a small amount of our brain activity is used to generate our personality, and our worlds, what is the rest doing, and why don't we use it? The answer, according to Frith, is that if we did use all this information, it would simply put our consciousness into meltdown; we wouldn't be able to handle it. "We can unconsciously bring together information from many different sources, without thinking about it at all," Frith was quoted as saying. Frith says that if we start to think about how we do things — for example if you start thinking about how you physically move your limbs, or how you actually understand the meaning of these letters on the page — you start to get a bit confused and your brain doesn't work as well. The brain's ability to act on its own, without any conscious interference by you, may be an evolutionary hangover that helped us to survive, says Frith. For example, if you see a snake in your path you immediately jump out of the way before you've had time to consciously think to yourself, "Eek! Snake in my path". If you did think about it, in the time spent assessing your actions, you probably would have been bitten. So how have scientists worked out that most of our brain activity is unconscious, and what is actually going on inside our heads? To answer the first question, Frith says the fact that we can do many skills at once — for example, driving a car, while thinking about something completely different, such as what to buy for dinner — has suggested that there are many conscious levels in our brain. And recent experiments using the brain-scanning technique fMRI, which pinpoints active brain areas, has confirmed this.
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 17/Oct/2007 at 9:43pm
Keep researching the rest of the world, while Indian vedas have long-since done it all. The circle will come round back into the Vedas, no matter where you start or what you do in this wild, wild world.
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Posted By: hamihaha
Date Posted: 21/Oct/2007 at 11:34am
40) Almost everyone who reads this post will try to lick their elbow.!
Haha! True.... 
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 26/Oct/2007 at 9:43pm
Test for Idiocy/ Smartness:
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you takehis place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ...Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round:(and this is the best!) A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you! Cheers!!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 26/Oct/2007 at 9:50pm
Ha ha ha
Now some more questions.....you've to answer only with a YES or a NO...
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Have you started bathing everyday?
- Have you stopped picking nose in public place?
- Have you stopped behaving like a Mungerilal in stock market?
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 26/Oct/2007 at 9:55pm
Add to this list...
Have you stopped watching TV18 for reasons other than the stock market!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 26/Oct/2007 at 10:11pm
ha ha ha ha
Got a life......
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Posted By: s_praharaj
Date Posted: 28/Oct/2007 at 5:29pm
Thanx catcall,
Nice questions,
Failed in the bonus round.
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 15/Nov/2007 at 11:41am
D term "devil's advocate" comes 4m d Roman Catholic church. Whn deciding if sum1 shud bcum a saint, a devil's advocate is always appointed 2 give an alternative view.
When two words are combined to form a single word (e.g., motor + hotel = motel, breakfast + lunch = brunch) the new word is called a "portmanteau."
The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name... Beard.
The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
Big Ben was SLOWED five minutes ONE day when a passing group of starlings decided to take a rest on the MINUTE hand of the clock !!!
X-rays of d Mona Lisa show tht there r 3 completely diff versions of d same subject,all painted by Leonardo Da Vinci,under d final portrait.
WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes !!!
whn Scott Paper Company 1st started manufacturing toilet paper they did not put their name on d product because of embarrassment !!!
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class !!!
JOSEPH RECHENDORFER was the first person to think of putting a piece of rubber onto the top of a pencil which makes it real easy to rub out mistakes.
Every Alaskan citizen over d age of 6 months receives an oil dividend check of abt $1000 per year !!!
Heineken beer is designed to 'foam' for exactly FIVE minutes. So much for accuracy, CHEERS !!!
Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper and deeper into the sea !!!
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times !!!
D human brain consists of more than 100 billion neurons (nerve cells) thru wich d brain's commands r sent in d form of electric pulses. D pulses travel @ more than 400 km/h (250 mph), creating enough electricity 2 power a light bulb.
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 16/Nov/2007 at 1:02pm
Originally posted by deveshkayal
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times !!! |
This one takes the cake!!  
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 16/Nov/2007 at 9:35am
A leopard's eyesight is so sharp that it can see a man blink from a hundred yards.
Duracell, the battery-maker, built parts of its new international headquarters using materials 4m its own waste. Dis includes flooring made 4m crushed glass & broken light blbs, ceiling tiles made 4m recycled newspapers & roofing 4m recycled aluminum. 
D ice cream cone was "born" @ d 1904 World's Fair whn a yng woman laden with packages rolled a soft cookie into a cone 2 hold her ice cream so she cud keep eating while enjoying d sights.
On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun !!!
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
D mst powerful electric eel is found in d rivers of Brazil & produces a shock of 400-650 volts.
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 21/Nov/2007 at 6:57pm
American track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living !!!
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 02/Dec/2007 at 9:40pm
Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 13/Dec/2007 at 7:50pm
*A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
*Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.
*The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
*A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
*A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. (cat view:unfortunately the same is not true with Humans! )
*Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
*During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch).
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!(That explains a few mysteries....)
*Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
*The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 18,979,564,000.
*There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
*Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.
*If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??)
*Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
*The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
*The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
*The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
*Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet.
*By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
*Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
*Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
*An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!
*The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.
*Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 13/Dec/2007 at 8:39pm
Some are realy good ones, CatCall. Few comments ..
*Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
----However chewing gum, paan masala or whatever, while day-trading would not be that effective.
*The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 18,979,564,000.
----They missed one...it should be 18,979,564,001.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space. because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
----Wearing spacesuits must be made compulsory in mini-conference rooms and boss's AC cabin.
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 13/Dec/2007 at 10:26pm
Catcall jee, you have surprise at:
http://www.geocities.com/graphic_indian/TED/ - http://www.geocities.com/graphic_indian/TED/
Hope it suits your id. I did whatever little I could!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 13/Dec/2007 at 10:59am
Thanks a lot omjee!!!
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Posted By: us121
Date Posted: 16/Dec/2007 at 4:27pm
*Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
i am sure, Buffett will not score even 3rd if contested with our Kulman for buffett write-alike.......
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 17/Dec/2007 at 6:59pm
20 Things most people do not kow about POPCORN:
1. Popcorn's scientific name is zea mays everta, and it is the only type of corn that will pop.
2. People have been enjoying popcorn for thousands of years. In 1948, popped kernels around 5,000 years old were discovered in caves in New Mexico.
3. It is believed that the Wampanoag Native American tribe brought popcorn to the colonists for the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
4. Traditionally, Native American tribes flavored popcorn with dried herbs and spices, possibly even chili. They also made popcorn into soup and beer and made popcorn headdresses and corsages.
5. Some Native American tribes believed that a spirit lived inside each kernel of popcorn. The spirits wouldn't usually bother humans, but if their home was heated, they would jump around, getting angrier and angrier, until eventually they would burst out with a pop.
6. Christopher Columbus allegedly introduced popcorn to the Europeans in the late 15th century.
7. The first commercial popcorn machine was invented by Charles Cretors in Chicago in 1885. The business he founded still manufactures popcorn machines and other specialty equipment.
8. American vendors began selling popcorn at carnivals in the late 19th century. When they began to sell outside movie theaters, theater owners were initially annoyed, fearing that popcorn would distract their patrons from the movies. It took a few years for them to realize that popcorn could be a way to increase revenues, and popcorn has been served in movie theaters since 1912.
9. Nowadays, many movie theaters make a greater profit from popcorn than they do from ticket sales, since for every dollar spent on popcorn, around ninety cents is pure profit. Popcorn also makes moviegoers thirsty and more likely to buy expensive sodas.
10. What makes popcorn pop? Each kernel contains a small amount of moisture. As the kernel is heated, this water turns to steam. Popcorn differs from other grains in that the kernel's shell is not water-permeable, so the steam cannot escape and pressure builds up until the kernel finally explodes, turning inside out.
11. On average, a kernel will pop when it reaches a temperature of 347 degress Fahrenheit (175 degrees Celsius).
12. Unpopped kernels are called "old maids" or "spinsters."
13. There are two possible explanations for old maids. The first is that they didn't contain sufficient moisture to create an explosion; the second is that their outer coating (the hull) was damaged, so that steam escaped gradually, rather than with a pop. Good popcorn should produce less than 2 percent old maids.
14. Ideally, the moisture content of popcorn should be around 13.5 percent, as this results in the fewest old maids.
15.Popcorn is naturally high in fiber; low in calories; and sodium-, sugar-, and fat-free, although oil is often added during preparation and butter, sugar, and salt are all popular toppings.
16. Americans consume 17 billion quarts of popped popcorn each year. That's enough to fill the Empire State Building 18 times!
17. Nebraska produces more popcorn than any other state in the country -- around 250 million pounds per year. That's about a quarter of all the popcorn produced annually in the United States.
18.There are at least five contenders claiming to be the "Popcorn Capital of the World" due to the importance of popcorn to their local economies, and only one of them is in Nebraska. They are Van Buren, Indiana; Marion, Ohio; Ridgway, Illinois; Schaller, Iowa; and North Loup, Nebraska.
19.Popped popcorn comes in two basic shapes: snowflake and mushroom. Movie theaters prefer snowflake because it's bigger. Confections such as caramel corn use mushroom because it won't crumble.
20. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the world's largest popcorn ball measured 12 feet in diameter and required 2,000 pounds of corn, 40,000 pounds of sugar, 280 gallons of corn syrup, and 400 gallons of water to create.
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Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 17/Dec/2007 at 9:41pm
Oh what is this……. X-Box, Smart cat and Catcall Please reply..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/ts_afp/healthscienceskoreacloning -
S. Koreans clone CATS that glow in the dark !
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 17/Dec/2007 at 9:57pm
17. Nebraska produces more popcorn than any other state in the country -- around 250 million pounds per year. That's about a quarter of all the popcorn produced annually in the United States.
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Berkshire Hathaway chief Warren E Buffett stays there & is fond of popcorns with cherry coke!
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 17/Dec/2007 at 9:59pm
Very interesting Info on Popcorn, Catcall jee !
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 18/Dec/2007 at 7:31pm
Company in Brazil (Suite Vollard) built a bldg in wich each floor can rotate 360 deg. Ech flat can spin individually in any direction & 1 rotation takes 1 hr. D flat owner can set rotation speed thru flat control panel & d cost of flat - $US 300,000 ONLY 
------------- "You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 18/Dec/2007 at 7:44pm
Originally posted by deveshkayal
- $US 300,000 ONLY  |
Lets see , among TED members Basantji and Kulman can definately afford it, others who can afford it may please reply to this post (There is no IT -deptt guy on TED, so don't worry!!
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 18/Dec/2007 at 8:00pm
Originally posted by catcall
Originally posted by deveshkayal
- $US 300,000 ONLY  |
Lets see , among TED members Basantji and Kulman can definately afford it, others who can afford it may please reply to this post (There is no IT -deptt guy on TED, so don't worry!! |
With appreciating Rupee, I would surely buy that one. (provided exchange rate is US$ 1 = INR 1.5 and NIFTY trades at 10,000)
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Posted By: basant
Date Posted: 18/Dec/2007 at 8:41pm
At that exchange rate even Kulmanji;s dhobi (who was/is bearish on the dollar can afford a -kholi near that place)!
Meri kahani ka Nayak toh Rana Biyani hai! Having said that I do not want to make any futuristic statements.
------------- 'The Thoughtful Investor: A Journey to Financial Freedom Through Stock Market Investing' - A Book on Equity Investing especially for Indian Investors. Book your copy now: www.thethoughtfulinvestor.in
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 18/Dec/2007 at 8:46pm
Meri kahani ka Nayak toh Rana Biyani hai!
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Wah...wah...what a statement 
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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 18/Dec/2007 at 8:50pm
ha ha ha
I overheard that Dhobi talking to someone about 16,000 Sensex & 4,980 Nifty as crucial levels to watch out for.
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Posted By: BubbleVision
Date Posted: 01/Jan/2008 at 7:28pm
37 Things You may not Know!
1. CocaCola was originally green. 2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. 4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. 7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!.. 8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.. 9. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. 11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. 14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" King David; "Clubs" Alexander the Great;" Hearts" Charlemagne; "Diamonds" Julius Caesar. 15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321 16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. All invented by women. 18. Honey This is the only food that doesn't spoil. 19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 20. A snail can sleep for three years. 21. All polar bears are left handed. 22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in firstclass. 23. Butterflies taste with their feet. 24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. 25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'. 28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. 32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 35. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different 37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
------------- You can't make money if you are unwilling to lose...It's like willing to breathe in but not willing to breathe out. -- ED SEYKOTA ....Read Disclaimer!
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Posted By: deveshkayal
Date Posted: 20/Jan/2008 at 2:09pm
"Adcomsubordcomphibspac" is the longest acronym. It is a Navy term standing for Administrative Command, Amphibious Forces, Pacific Fleet Subordinate Command. Phew !!!
Abdul Kassam Ismael, Grand Vizier of Persia in the tenth century, carried his library with him wherever he went. Four hundred camels carried the 117,000 volumes.
A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
A scientist who weighed people immediately before and after death concluded that the human soul weighs just 21 gms !!!
Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds Outlet !!!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 20/Jan/2008 at 6:38pm
Originally posted by deveshkayal
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A scientist who weighed people immediately before and after death concluded that the human soul weighs just 21 gms !!!
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Just a query on this issue... how much would Symonds soul weigh??
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Posted By: sunny agarwal
Date Posted: 23/Feb/2008 at 12:49pm
BALANCE SHEET
OF LIFE
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specified.
Our Birth is our Opening
Balance !
Our Death is our Clos in
g Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are
our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are
our Assets
Heart is our Current
Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed
Deposit
Thinking is our Current
Account
Achievements are our
Capital
Character & Morals,
our Stock- in -Trade
Friends are our General
Reserves
Values & Behaviour
are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest
Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus
Issues
Education is Brands /
Patents
Knowledge is our
Investment
Experience is our Premium
Account
The Aim is to Tally the
Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the
Best Presented Accounts Award.
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Posted By: stocktin
Date Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 1:58am
Sir,
Can we now assign a PE Ratio based on balance of life?
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Posted By: omshivaya
Date Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 2:22am
Some abstract thoughts:
Balance of life = Wisdom a person gains in his life.
From baby to old age, count of experiences one has...keeps growing ONLY. It doesn not decrease at any stage. With each experience, the person becomes a little wiser than before if not fully wise. So, this is the earnings(E) part: WISDOM
From baby to old age, how people treat the person generally...is the Price(P) part: RESPECT
So, a 50 year old person would have a high level of wisdom and if the price is not in commensurate with the Eanings part, he would be undervalued. Other way round, a 20 year old person who is highly respected(due to whatever reason) would be overvalued. However, this is a general view.
There may be cases of an exceptionally "high-growth" life, that is a person gains a lot of wisdom in a relatively young stage(due to whatever reason). In that case, he would have a high Earnings(wisdom) and if he is not having an appropriate level of Price(RESPECT) from people who interact with him/her, then he would be an undervalued person.
As always, BET on a PEG of 0.5 or less. Lesser the PEG, higher the chances that you are in the company of smarter people than YOU.
NOW ALL THE ABOVE IS BASED ON THE REAL BALANCE OF LIFE. BUT SOMEONE MAY WANT TO SEE THE BALANCE OF LIFE MATH, FROM A FINANCIAL PERSPECTIVE. Like, how a person's financials change as he moves from a 10-month old toddler to a 60 year old and how his price(respect) changes in respect to his earnings. But, that exercise is not the REAL balance of life as far as I am concerned. Anyhow, they can apply the same methology above to find solutions to that materialistic aspect of "balance of life" too.
So there...some musings from me. NJoy and Ta-da...Good niteeeee!!
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 13/Dec/2008 at 11:37am
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Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 20/Dec/2008 at 3:55pm
Some oily factoids (courtesy Geojit's Research Desk):
WTI and Indian Crude Oil
Anand James, Sr. Analyst,
Geojit Financial Services
Types of Crude Oil
There are about 161
different internationally traded crude oils, according to The
International Crude Oil Market Handbook, 2004, published by the
US Energy Intelligence Group. They vary in terms of characteristics,
quality and market penetration. Of these crude oils, WTI, Brent,
Dubai and OPEC Basket Price are the main price markers seen as global
price reference.
WTI Crude Oil
WTI refers to West
Texas Intermediate, which is mostly refined in the Midwest region of
the US. It is a high quality oil with an API gravity of 39.6 degrees
(making it a ‘light’ crude oil), and containing only about 0.24
per cent of sulphur (making it a ‘sweet’ crude oil). Thus being
light and sweet, makes WTI ideal for refining in the US, which is the
largest consumer of oil.
WTI and MCX Crude
Futures
WTI Crude is the
benchmark for oil futures trading in Nymex, which is the world’s
largest Energy exchange. At the same time, MCX Crude oil futures
contracts are broadly structured on Nymex’s contracts, and their
settlement, as well as price movements match very closely.
Indian Crude
The Crude Oils that
India normally imports are the Oman-Dubai sour grades and the Brent
sweet, mostly in the ratio of 58:42. One main reason for preferring
these sour grades over the more expensive, and high quality oils like
WTI, is that the environmental standards in India permit higher
sulphur content in petrol and diesel. It means that, unlike in US,
India can import and refine cheap crude even though its products
(petrol, diesel etc.) may contain higher sulphur content, as it is
presently permissible in India. Now the big question is whether
movements in WTI affect Indian petrol prices. The answer is not yet
an affirmative yes for the following reasons:
1. The Crude Oils
that India imports are mostly the Oman-Dubai sour grades and Brent,
making the Indian import bill less elastic to WTI price moves. But
to the extent that WTI is still considered as the global benchmark
for Crude prices, Indian prices do not stay isolated, and respond
to WTI’s price moves, sooner or later.
2. The settlement
logic in MCX follows that delivery hardly happens against the
futures contracts, which means that domestic oil/product prices
remain largely unaffected by MCX/WTI price moves. However, high
volumes in MCX crude futures and a correlation between WTI and MCX
futures consistently hovering around 1, save exchange rate
fluctuations, indicate that price moves in MCX are mostly market
driven and could soon emerge as a benchmark for domestic crude oil
prices. 3. Even though,
APM* was dismantled in April 2002, the Indian prices are not purely
market driven yet. This is because, the Government continues to
issue directives to OMCs (Oil Marketing Companies), thus deciding
the end consumer’s price indirectly to some extent. However, even
though the domestic market is not as responsive as it would have
been if it were purely market driven, it is much more exposed to
international price volatility than earlier, though moderated
through Government’s efforts. Moreover, customs duty remains
high, and the OMCs continue to be paid the import price parity for
the products, thus more or less assuring good refining margins, and
their profitability.
*APM (Administered Price
Mechanism) protected Indian consumers from high volatility in
international prices, by absorbing the same through an oil pool,
created for this purpose. The retail petrol/diesel prices thus
remained more or less irresponsive to international prices, while the
margins for the oil companies were decided by the government and met
from the oil pool.
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 22/Dec/2008 at 8:36pm
Check this out, as weird as it can get..
http://www.rediff.com/getahead/2008/dec/22sexy-thoughts-make-you-sneeze.htm - http://www.rediff.com/getahead/2008/dec/22sexy-thoughts-make-you-sneeze.htm
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 10/Feb/2009 at 1:10pm
1) If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
2 If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4 Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5 The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
6 The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7 The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8 The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9 Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10 The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11 Dalmatians are born without spots.
12 Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13 The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings) or 'against' (in criminal proceedings)
14 Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left
15 The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
16 The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee
17 Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
18 The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
19 Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
20 Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
21 The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
22 When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
23 When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
24 The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
25 The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
26 Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
27 Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
28 It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
29 The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
30 There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
31 The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
32 Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
33 It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
34 Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
36 THe only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
37 Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die
38 In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
39 Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
40 The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot
41 intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
42 The average person laughs 13 times a day
43 Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44 Women blink nearly twice as much as men
45 German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
46 Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
47 Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
48 Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
50 The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
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Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 10/Feb/2009 at 5:14pm
19 Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die |
Okay, so that's why I'm getting more stupid by the day.... I was blaming the company I keep 
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 16/Feb/2009 at 2:04pm
-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.
-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
At this very moment I think you are putting this last fact to the test... ..
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Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 29/Apr/2009 at 11:20am
Here's one to worry the fat cats.....
Dear Sir/Madam,
This is to keep you informed, that RBI has decided to discontinue High Value Clearing in Mumbai in following three phases.
Increase in High Value clearing amount to Rs. 5 lacs (present Rs. 1 lac) w.e.f 2nd May 2009.
Further increase in High Value clearing amount to Rs. 10 lacs w.e.f 1st August 2009. To completely discontinue High Value clearing w.e.f 1st Nov 2009.
Please find RBI circulars enclosed.
Thanks & Regards,... |
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 02/May/2009 at 12:11pm
Belarus begins construction of tunnel for frogs
30 Apr 2009, 2107 hrs IST, IANS
MOSCOW: Belarus has begun construction of an underground crossing in a national park to facilitate safe passage of
frogs, media reports said on Thursday.
The so-called "frog tunnel" in the Belovezhskaya Pushcha National Park is part of a reconstruction project of the road linking the park and Brest, a city bordering Poland, the Belaruskaya Lesnaya Gazeta newspaper reported.
There will be three tubes 50 meters apart to provide safe passage for frogs and toads who are often hit by cars and buses on the busy road.
This is the second "frog tunnel" project in Belarus. The first such crossing was built in 2006 in the Berezinsky Biosphere Reserve, some 150 km north of the capital Minsk.
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Posted By: Hitesh Shah
Date Posted: 02/May/2009 at 1:00pm
Originally posted by catcall
Belarus begins construction of tunnel for frogs
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Now you know that and I know that. But how will the frogs know that? 
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Posted By: catcall
Date Posted: 02/May/2009 at 1:59pm
Originally posted by Hitesh Shah
Originally posted by catcall
Belarus begins construction of tunnel for frogs
30 Apr 2009, 2107 hrs IST, IANS
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I understand a travel advisory on the same would be issued in the frog-kingdoms with copies to toads and other cousins...
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