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NEWTON'S NEW LAWS

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Topic: NEWTON'S NEW LAWS
Posted By: hit2710
Subject: NEWTON'S NEW LAWS
Date Posted: 02/Sep/2009 at 10:06am
LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 02/Sep/2009 at 10:26am
Newton's 4th Law

Law of Motion: For investors as a whole, returns decrease as motion increases.--- Warren Buffett

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Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards

Posted By: Krishna
Date Posted: 03/Sep/2009 at 7:24pm
Originally posted by kulman

Newton's 4th Law

Law of Motion: For investors as a whole, returns decrease as motion increases.--- Warren Buffett
 
While the Newton's laws are not to be doubted, it would be useful to explain the tricky terms like "Motion" for the benefit of laymen lot.

Posted By: kulman
Date Posted: 03/Sep/2009 at 7:46pm
Originally posted by Krishna

...it would be useful to explain the tricky terms like "Motion"


You may wish to read more http://www.theequitydesk.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=215&KW=returns+decrease+motion+increase&PID=72857#72857 - here and http://www.theequitydesk.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=215&KW=returns+decrease+motion+increase&PID=7729#7729 - here


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