INTELLIGENT COUNSEL
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Printed Date: 20/Apr/2025 at 8:26am
Topic: INTELLIGENT COUNSEL
Posted By: hit2710
Subject: INTELLIGENT COUNSEL
Date Posted: 13/Jul/2009 at 7:01pm
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While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. " Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!" ------------- Stockmarket is a weird place. For every person who buys a stock there is a person who sells it and both think they are very smart. |
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Posted By: SingleMalt
Date Posted: 13/Jul/2009 at 7:14pm
 Remember reading this somewhere else.. never fails to crack me up!------------- If only I knew then what I know now... |
Posted By: hit2710
Date Posted: 13/Jul/2009 at 7:34pm
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hi
You must have read the message in the mail. I did and thought it worth posting. ------------- Stockmarket is a weird place. For every person who buys a stock there is a person who sells it and both think they are very smart. |