Subject: JUST A LITTLE LAUGH -> > >
> >
> > The
> > value of a Catholic education and a pencil (this is very
> > cute)
> >
> > You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
> >
> > Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic
> > School
> > Usually she slept through the class.
> >
> > One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
> > sleeping.
> > 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the
> > universe?'
> >
> > When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was
> > her friend
> > sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the
> > rear.
> >
> > 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary
> > Margaret.> >
> >
> > The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching
> > her class.
> >
> > A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our
> > Lord and Savior?'
> > But Mary didn't stir from her
> > slumber.
> >
> > Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary
> > Margaret
> > in the butt.
> >
> > 'Jesus Christ!!!'
> > shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
> > 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back sleep.
> >
> > The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

> > This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you
> > stick that
> > damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
> > half!'
> >
> > The nun fainted.
> >
> >