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hit2710
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 Topic: Is this how rescue packages work? Posted: 26/Jun/2009 at 11:36am |
It sounds pretty interesting???
It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third floor.
The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat supplier to whom he owes E100.
The butcher takes the money and races to his wholesale supplier to pay his debt.
The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased some time ago.
The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local prostitute who gave him her services on credit.
The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she owed the hotel for her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to the reception and informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his E100 back and departs.
There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and the small town people look optimistically towards their future.
COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis? Or, is there a catch here?
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Stockmarket is a weird place. For every person who buys a stock there is a person who sells it and both think they are very smart.
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Hitesh Shah
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 Posted: 26/Jun/2009 at 11:45am |
This has been posted twice before
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hit2710
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 Posted: 27/Jun/2009 at 6:45pm |
Sorry,Didn't know it was posted before. Try this.
This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize in 2010!
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words, Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore, Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
To Conclude:
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have? Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude, Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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basant
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Nice
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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity ....
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