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kulman
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 Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 8:59am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh saare uncles itni lambi lambi baat karte hain kisi Stock ke baare mein. Phir bolte hain 'I've overweight rating, Strong Buy on it' Lekin aakhir mein kehte hain ke 'But I do not hold any position in stock?', Aisa kyon?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...it is as per SEBI's disclosure norms."
Bunty: "Hmm.....Papa kal dealing room se app waapas aaoge na...mere liye 2~4 colourful ties leke aana please!"
Mungerilal: "Kis liye Beta?"
Bunty: "Main bhi woh tie pehenke mohalle mein sab ko bolunga ke: 'yeh kharido, woh becho!! Outperformer etc etc..' Jab apna paisa nahin laga hain toh Mere Baap ka kya jaata hain?"
Mungerilal: " #$*# !!"
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Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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xbox
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 12:07pm |
Kulman jee, ek baar dealing room me jake kuch seious information dejiye. Is baar papa & bunty ko mat chediye ga.
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Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle.
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kulman
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 11:19pm |
kuch seious information dejiye. Is baar papa & bunty ko mat chediye ga.
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Here it goes Vipul jee.....
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...aaj itni giraawat hui. Saare traders ro rahe the...Phir woh kone mein jo 3~4 uncles baithe hain unpe kuchh asar nahi hua. Naa toh unki koi leveraged position thi, na koi Tension. Bade aaraam se mazaa le rahe hain woh log. Kaun hain woh? "
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...koi bata raha the ke woh TED naam ke forum ke posts padhte hain!"
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basant
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 11:40pm |
Wah! Wah! Kulmanji. actually it is really funny I have never seemed so normal in my life after a 500 point fall in the index and a less then expected quarterly performance from one of the companies that I own (TV18)
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omshivaya
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 1:15am |
Bohot Khoob Kulman sir. And yes Basant sir, I 2nd that feeling.
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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drpatils
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 5:46am |
TED is a cult in investing.Hum intezar karenge .SABR ka fal jaroor mitha hi higa.Thanks Kulmanji.
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The journey of thousand mile begins with single step-Chinese Proverb
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kulman
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 9:49am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Now that all International Markets are tumbling so fast, yeh CNBC waale ek naya series kyon nahin shuru karte?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...Kaun sa?"
Bunty: "Woh nahin ek uncle bade bade logon ke interviews lete hain....unke saath gupshup karte hain. Achhe achhe 'quotable quotes' bataate hain!"
Mungerilal: "Achha...tumhara matlab: Wizards of Dalal Street??"
Bunty: "Haan! Wohi Papa. Lekin naye series ka naam LIZARDS OF HALAAL STREET hona chahiye ab!!"
Mungerilal: " #$*# !!"
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basant
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 Posted: 27/Jul/2007 at 10:15am |
If RD is actually reading through all this he would need all the breeze from Hitachi and water from Mount Everest to cool his head. Great creativity
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