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chic_1978
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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 3:30pm

Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee.....have you read this news:

NY governor linked to prostitution ring ?"

Mungerilal: "Yes.....but don't talk loudly. Bunty isn't asleep yet."

Bunty ki Maa: "But tell me why you men like such things?"

Mungerilal: "Shhhhhhh......"

Bunty: "Papa.....why? I saw that news on TV channel."

Mungerilal: ".

Bunty: "In fact I wanted to ask you whether P/E ratio in USA means Politicians/Escorts ratio"

Mungerilal: ".

... Bh$#%^...."

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kulmanjee

again in relation to " Chameli " .........

happy & wise investing

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kulman
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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 4:09pm

Originally posted by basant

Good one. We have another formidable competitor to Kulmanji!!!

No competition Sir jee. They are much better.

3 cheers to m/s Nitin & Vivek

Edited by kulman - 14/Mar/2008 at 9:39pm

Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards

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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 4:10pm

chameli is not an escort, according to kulman chameli is something special

understanding both the power of compound return and the difficulty getting it is the heart and soul of understanding a lot of things

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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 4:37pm

Originally posted by tigershark

chameli is not an escort, according to kulman chameli is something special

The only thing I know is Chameli is a name of flower like Champa. Everything else is the imagination of naughty minds of some TEDies. Having said that, here's more....

Bol Mere Laal

Mungerilal (talking to his friend VikrutLal over phone):

"Yaar Vikrut....kya haal hain?

How are you?

Yes, I'm also in trouble.

Kya? Haan haan....I saw that news about Eliot Spitzer.

Yeah the prevailing rates are very high in USA. That news mentions it as US$ 1000 per hour...

Pata nahin....yeah their economy is also in deep trouble. Don't know what those US politicians & policy makers are doing?"

Bunty: "Papa.....I'll tell you."

Mungerilal: ".

Bunty: "Whatever they are doing......their actions would leave a big hole for the next generation."

Mungerilal: ".

... Bh$#%^...."

Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards

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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 4:52pm

do they file for protection before their action?

understanding both the power of compound return and the difficulty getting it is the heart and soul of understanding a lot of things

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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 7:40pm

Originally posted by kulman

The only thing I know is Chameli is a name of flower like Champa.

Arre Kulman sir, woh to theek hain...lekin any ideas how to deflower this beautiful flower.

The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it

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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 7:54pm

Bunty: Papa, we all know how you like to be alone while doing serious stuff and the place where you feel most comfortable is the bathroom since no one can disturb you there. I think all the hard work you have put into the technical charts while in the bathroom, has gone down the drain now alongwith the sensex!!

Mungerilal: "You rascal!!

. I am your father. I think I'll beat the crap out of you today and teach you a lesson once and for all. Enough of your fun. Come here you...Bu!!@#"

Bunty: Papa, stop stop! Enough! Please dont BEAT me any more.

{Munggu gives Bunty the thrashing of his life}

Mungerilal: Ya, done

! Now, try messing with me again!!

Bunty: Aw, oooh, aiiii!! Papa, I dont know how good in technicals are you but one thing I am sure of. You are a MASTER BEATER! No wonder you spend so much time with your charts in the bathroom. Now I know why the charts always stink whenever you come out of the bathroom!! I wonder if all TAUs are chartists like you too!!

Mungerilal: " Kutt...Kamin...Bah...Bast...Fu....!!!#@#. Come here you!!"

BUNTY speeds away at the speed of light!

Edited by omshivaya - 19/Mar/2008 at 10:44pm

The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it

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Posted: 15/Mar/2008 at 2:23pm

"Bol mere Laal"

Bunty: "Papa.....Wall Street will be closed for the festival Holi??"

Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....Holi is our Indian festival. It has nothing to do with the Americans."

Bunty: "Ohhh....I see. But Papa...just imagine if this was an American festival, what would they call it?"

Mungerilal: "No idea beta. Maybe just a festival of colours."

Bunty: "Keeping in view their current condition, they would have called it Holey."

Mungerilal: ".

.....Bh$#%^....""

Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards

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