Mungerilal: "  Bu#$%$..."

 

Mungerilal: It makes sense, beta......one shall hedge their position to avoid making losses on portfolio.

 

Bunty: Thats why you log on to MCX's website so regularly.....?????

 

Mungerilal: Yes, beta

 

Bunty: But what will you hedge, bapu? Whatever Gold daadu gave you through his will has gone on to meet your unhedged losses in F&O of stocks and indices......instaed of logging onto MCX, you shall better log onto TED for some advice...

 

Mungerilal:" Bh$#%&..."

 

Mungerilal: DMA stands for Daily Moving Average, EMA for Exponential moving averages. These denote the trend the market is going through, beta....

 

Bunty: Bapu, and what do you with trends????

 

Mungerilal: We try to act in accordance with the trend.....after all, Trend is your Friend....

 

Bunty: Slight modification, bapu.....

 

Mungerilal: ( Absolutely annoyed)Now what??????

 

Bunty: After trend becomes your friend, in a small time it becomes your only friend, and that too which never helps in deed.

 

Mungerilal: What???????

 

Bunty: After you started following your friend called Trend, all your other friends are following you daily for the exponentially increasing debt you owe to them......

 

Mungerilal:" Bh$#%&..."