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Janak.merchant1
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   Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:27pm |
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
Originally posted by Janak.merchant1
Actually Marie prefers everything long! |
JM .....I am one of the true sajjans on TED ...I dont understand all this stuff....can anyone explain. Kulmanji I hope you agree with me. |
Dear Nitin,
I will try to explain. I hope that wud be sufficient.
What is long and hard, has a hole at the tip and when inserted into a deep, slimey, hairy hole, can make you feel better?
VICKS INHALER!
Edited by Janak.merchant1 - 13/Mar/2008 at 12:42pm
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I love my money, not my opinion. So i am ready and willing to change my opinion for the sake of protecting my money.
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omshivaya
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:33pm |
Janak jee, I was about to puke  ...but am darn glad that I read the last line 
And Nitin jee, you are most welcome to the Sajjan club. There is dearth of true sajjans in this world. The world needs more of sajjans God Bless the good work being done by sajjans the world over!!
But I believe the biggest sajjan of 'em all is Marc Faber. Solid Thaar-ki hain aiii shaapat...aila aila!! Dekh lo kitni chalu aankho see dekh rahe hain Kulman bhaiyya ko & ye kya kah raha hain??
Faber Bola: "Aila Aila, aata kya khandala...haan bhai kulmaniya!!  "
Edited by omshivaya - 13/Mar/2008 at 12:41pm
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:39pm |
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Btw ....Dr gloom boom doom may get his call right this time after a long time.
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Warm REgards
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:44pm |
On a bright Sunday Morning....
Marie : " Listen Jack ....Johnny and me are going to the church ....lock the door "
Jack : " Marie ..wait a minute I would also want to join  "
Marie : " Are you sure Jack ? you havent been to the church for ages ..what has suddenly changed  "
Johnny : " Moma ..Its the markets Moma ..the markets have changed  "
Jack : "  Bu#$%$..."
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:54pm |
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
Marie : " Are you sure Jack ? you havent been to the church for ages ..what has suddenly changed "
Johnny : " Moma ..Its the markets Moma ..the markets have changed "
Jack : " Bu#$%$..." |
ha ha ha ha
Bunty ki Maa: "Dekho ....that Marie & family is so religious. Let's go to the temple."
Mungerilal: "No ...you go. I'm a bit unwell today"
Bunty: " Maa....the real reason Papa is not coming to the temple is because that he would meet his former dealing room waaley day trader friends who all sit outside the temple with a tin cup in hand."
Mungerilal: " Bh$%^%$....."
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Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 1:06am |
Mungerilal's dealing room friends outside the temple are all saying
Dede baba ..RNRL ke naam pe dede....Ispat ke naam pe dede ....Nagarjuna Fertlisers ke naam pe dede ....suddenly Mungerilal says ..Sensex ke naam pe dede mai ....nifty ke naam pe dede baap kuch tho dedo bhai .
Suddenly a one angry voice emerges from nowhere ..."Abhey sallon chup ...lene walla jab lete hein tho chapad phad ke leta hein ....dene ke liye kya bacha hein ...kuch bacha hota tho yaha kyu aatein"
Edited by nitin_jagtap - 13/Mar/2008 at 1:07am
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 1:17am |
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
Suddenly a one angry voice emerges from nowhere ..."Abhey sallon chup ...lene walla jab lete hein tho chapad phad ke leta hein ....dene ke liye kya bacha hein ...kuch bacha hota tho yaha kyu aatein" |
Bunty: "Maa...don't be afraid. That is the voice of this Sadhu Maharaj!"
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 10:19am |
Jack is back after that long walk and there is Johnny
Johnny : " Pops .......a question  "
Jack : " what is it Johnny ? ......dont irritate me now  "
Johnny : " Pops what is this sledging ? ..its seems the Aussie cricketers do it a lot "
Jack : " Yes Sunny ..it kind of a tactic to intimidate the opposition and bog them down "
Johnny : " Huh ......and now we hear of corporate India which is hedging  "
Jack : " True ....as I mentioned earlier corporate India is basically spreading its risks "
Johnny : " So we have seen sledging, hedging and may be we will also see some fudging  "
Jack : " Fudging ? "
Johnny : " Yes Pops ...fudging ...corporate India's fudging of account books ..is quite possible  "
Jack : "  "
Johnny : "So basically whatever it is ..sledging,hedging or fudging ...anything in excess could catch people napping right Pops ?  "
Jack : " Bu#$%$..."
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