ha ha ha!!

Index heavyweights are falling like nine-pins.

reliance pension plan will now get one more customer

dada's going, so will dadagiri???

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80
years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about
cricket,like they do every day.

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in
heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's
make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket
in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and
sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.

One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons
by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"

Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"

"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.

Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well,"
says Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first,"
says Ganguly.

Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven." Ganguly says,
"That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"

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"You and I, We are going to open the innings on Friday."