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India_Bull
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CITI ki to sh*ti baj jayegi ( buy some qty and bring buy report to offload or .....)
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India_Bull forever Bull !
www.kapilcomedynights.com
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kulman
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Posted: 01/Apr/2008 at 2:25pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
With all gloomy economic forecasts & a feeling that the party is over my friend, TLSJ has decided to carry only this in today's edition....
Obituary
Mr. Bull
April 2003 --- January 2008
Your death has left our lives
without any hue,
Our world has become poorer
without you
---Mungerilals, families & friends
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Having said that TLSJ wants to remind readers of following thoughts:
The most common cause of low prices is pessimism. We want to do business in such an environment, not because we like pessimism but because we like the prices it produces. It's optimism that is the enemy of the rational buyer.---Warren E. Buffett
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kulman
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Posted: 03/Apr/2008 at 12:01pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
BREAKING NEWS
Ahmedabad; 3th April '08
India proved why they are the Twenty20 champs - bowled out in exactly 20 overs. ALL OUT 76 before lunch time, first day, second test.
Top Scorers:
Pathan 21 n.o.
Extras: 19
MS Dhoni: 14
Edited by kulman - 03/Apr/2008 at 12:12pm
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kulman
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Posted: 03/Apr/2008 at 12:04pm |
Indian scorecard looks like a mobile number....9 6 3 3 0........
| India |
76-10 (20) |
Runs |
ba*ls |
4s |
6s |
SR |
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| W Jaffer |
c Smith b Ntini |
9 |
14 |
2 |
0 |
64.29 |
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| V Sehwag |
b Steyn |
6 |
12 |
1 |
0 |
50.00 |
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| R Dravid |
b Steyn |
3 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
11.54 |
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| VVS Laxman |
b Ntini |
3 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
42.86 |
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| S Ganguly |
b Ntini |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| MS Dhoni |
c Boucher b Morkel |
14 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
63.64 |
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| I Pathan |
not out |
21 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
123.53 |
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| *A Kumble |
b Morkel |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| Harbhajan Singh |
lbw b Steyn |
1 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
16.67 |
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| RP Singh |
c Smith b Steyn |
0 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| S Sreesanth |
b Steyn |
0 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| Extras: 18 ( b:4 lb:11 nb:2 w:2) |
| Total: 76-10 (20) | Curr. RR: 3.80 |
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FOW: W Jaffer (16-1, 3.3), V
Sehwag (24-2, 4.4), VVS Laxman (30-3, 7.1), S Ganguly (30-4, 7.3), R
Dravid (53-5, 13.1), MS Dhoni (55-6, 14.2), *A Kumble (55-7, 14.4),
Harbhajan Singh (56-8, 15.4), RP Singh (76-9, 19.3), S Sreesanth
(76-10, 20)
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O |
M |
R |
W |
Nb |
Wd |
RPO |
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| D Steyn |
8 |
3 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
2.88 |
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| M Ntini |
6 |
1 |
18 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3.00 |
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| M Morkel |
6 |
1 |
21 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
3.50 |
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Edited by kulman - 03/Apr/2008 at 12:24pm
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gopal
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Posted: 03/Apr/2008 at 12:18pm |
Originally posted by kulman
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
BREAKING NEWS
Ahmedabad; 3th April '08
India proved why they are the Twenty20 champs - bowled out in exactly 20 overs. ALL OUT 76 before lunch time, first day, second test.
Top Scorers:
Pathan 21 n.o.
Extras: 19
MS Dhoni: 14
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Kulman bhai, they are all practising for the IPL 20 over matches. There the payscale is much better so focussing on that
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Women are like the stock market Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful
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gopal
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Posted: 03/Apr/2008 at 12:24pm |
Originally posted by kulman
Indian scorecard looks like a mobile number....9 6 3 3 0........
| India |
76-10 (20) |
Runs |
ba*ls |
4s |
6s |
SR |
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| W Jaffer |
c Smith b Ntini |
9 |
14 |
2 |
0 |
64.29 |
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| V Sehwag |
b Steyn |
6 |
12 |
1 |
0 |
50.00 |
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| R Dravid |
b Steyn |
3 |
26 |
0 |
0 |
11.54 |
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| VVS Laxman |
b Ntini |
3 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
42.86 |
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| S Ganguly |
b Ntini |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| MS Dhoni |
c Boucher b Morkel |
14 |
22 |
2 |
0 |
63.64 |
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| I Pathan |
not out |
21 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
123.53 |
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| *A Kumble |
b Morkel |
0 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| Harbhajan Singh |
lbw b Steyn |
1 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
16.67 |
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| RP Singh |
c Smith b Steyn |
0 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| S Sreesanth |
b Steyn |
0 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
0.00 |
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| Extras: 18 ( b:4 lb:11 nb:2 w:2) |
| Total: 76-10 (20) | Curr. RR: 3.80 |
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| FOW: W Jaffer (16-1, 3.3), V Sehwag (24-2, 4.4), VVS Laxman (30-3, 7.1), S Ganguly (30-4, 7.3), R Dravid (53-5, 13.1), MS Dhoni (55-6, 14.2), *A Kumble (55-7, 14.4), Harbhajan Singh (56-8, 15.4), RP Singh (76-9, 19.3), S Sreesanth (76-10, 20) |
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O |
M |
R |
W |
Nb |
Wd |
RPO |
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| D Steyn |
8 |
3 |
23 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
2.88 |
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| M Ntini |
6 |
1 |
18 |
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3.00 |
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| M Morkel |
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Kulman bhai,
If you write down all the digits of without repitition runs made it actually is a mobile number ..
ie 9633014211
now all that reamains is to ring & confirm if this number has been alloted & is functional or not
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Women are like the stock market Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful
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kulman
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Posted: 04/Apr/2008 at 10:53am |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Dowry harassment on the rise.
In an exclusive report TLSJ reporters have found out that there is an exponential rise in the cases of harassment of married women in India.
Most of the cases are not reported to police or marriage counsellors due to social fear....what is popularly known as Khandan ki izzat.
According to an unofficial survey, top 5 demands of Ladkewallas are:
5. Car/Bike---latest model
4. Money for foreign holiday
3. Apartment 2 BHK in a condominium complex having star amentities like swimming pool, health club etc..
2. Gold jewelry
......................and the top most demand is.......
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1. Money to meet Margin Calls from brokers for groom's failed trades in F&O.
A visibly upset & dukhi parent of a girl, when interviewed recited this small poem in anguish:
Bharat mera Mahaan
100 mein 95 be-imaan.
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gopal
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Posted: 05/Apr/2008 at 7:11pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Indian team learning from Mungerilal
Indian Captain complains that the pitch was not prepared properly for Indians, so that is why they lost. Further moisture is blamed for batting failure. They say in first innings on first day they say that moisture & grass supported SA bowlers. And on second innings when India had batted, it had rained the day before, so again the mositure in the field helped SA bowlers.
What does the Indian team want, that the series cup should be given to them at there house only kiya.
The pitch was same for both teams, he fails to see this fact.
Edited by gopal - 05/Apr/2008 at 7:12pm
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