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Musketeer
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   Posted: 08/Jul/2008 at 10:40pm |
Originally posted by basant
Had the Left not pulled out of the center we could have seen the birth of a new Govt. |
Basant Sir...aap bhi 
good one..though  Kulman ji...great going...market to upar neeche hoti rahegi...your posts keep TED interesting and lively.
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omshivaya
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Posted: 08/Jul/2008 at 11:53pm |
Kulman jee is amazing truly. God given talent. And Basant sir has picked up quite a few tricks of the trade from Kulman bhaiyya for sure!!
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kulman
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Posted: 08/Jul/2008 at 9:05am |
The Laal Street Journal
To
cut a Long
story Short
Oursourcing of a new kind
TLSJ Exclusive
A new trend is
emerging. There is a huge demand for services of Indian fortune tellers like
BhagyeLaals & PopatLaals from Wall Street institutions.
TLSJ learns that as an effort to cut costs, apart from downsizing (kicking out
highly paid suit-boot waale MBA analysts) major Wall Street banks are
considering outsourcing economic forecasting to Indian PopatLaals (Parrot based
Fortune Tellers) & BhagyeLaals (Astrologers). It would be a kind of
FPO (Forecasts Process Outsourcing)
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Why
forecasting goes wrong so often
economists have some special
problems. To start, there is groupthink. It’s much easier to be wrong with the
crowd than to take the risk of being wrong all alone. The forecasters mostly
use similar models, so they naturally come out with similar results.
Their main flaw, though, is that
they predict the past rather than the future. The models are supposed to
identify relevant historical patterns, which are too often assumed to continue
indefinitely.
Unfortunately, the past is an
imperfect guide. All in all, it might just make sense to replace the
forecasters’ sophisticated models with a nice tarot deck. |
So don't be surprised if you see
these pictures on business channel like CNBC..... 
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kulman
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Posted: 09/Jul/2008 at 9:39am |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short बोले तारे, खोले तारे
 Capricorn
The issues never go away,
but your approach is fresh and untried. See how things have changed in your mind based on what Mr. Market is doing.
Call the experienced people who can help you and seek their moral support. If they're in the same boat as you, even Lord may not be able to save you both.
Lately you would use the calculator more for figuring out the equation related to number of MPs required by UPA to save this government.
A
period of greater social involvement - especially with your in-laws. That will be more for seeking finanacial help. Be open to questions about your checkered past in respect to your stock market performance. You might feel like harrassing your wife again to extract some dowry.
You will strangely stop the 4-year old habit of looking at mutual funds' NAVs every morning. The 6 pages Big Bucks supplement will now be used more for packing purpose.
Jai ho!
---Swami BhagyeLaal
www.future_is_not_in_futures.com
Disclaimer: TLSJ is not responsible for any consequences. The descriptions
given or predictions are not meant to cause any harm to any living or
soon-to-be-dead persons. Any resemblence to any of the Laal family
members or current market conditions is purely coincidental. Astrologists it must be noted are no better than stock
market analysts.
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kulman
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Posted: 12/Jul/2008 at 12:04pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
बोले तारे, खोले तारे
 Taurus
Your sensual feelings and passions are strong and compelling at this
time. Yet the overnight news from NYSE will make you feel weak. Tensions may erupt in close
relationships because your spouse feels that you have been performing poorly in the bed due to an affair with some firangi named Fed.
Some
times markets will let you down. This is something you need to come to
terms with ASAP. Not only will it make your ride a little easier, it will also save you an awful lot of disappointment.
Right now you need to reverse your thinking: It is only through our
failings, our foibles and our mistakes that we begin to approach and
understand the nature of perfection.
You might suddenly become religious moreover knowing your current condition you might be trapped by people who practice Reiki, Tarrot, Tantric voodoo, Precious Lucky Stone sellers etc. Remember it would be better to waste money in RNRL/RPL than these Sadhus & Babas.
People who put their savings only in PPF & Bank FDs play a more
important role in your life now, as a new cycle begins. You're coming into a new phase of life.
You may not be able to laugh heartily these days as some vital body organs might ache when you try to smile.
Jai ho!
---Swami BhagyeLaal
www.future_is_not_in_futures.com
Disclaimer: TLSJ is not responsible for any consequences. The descriptions
given or predictions are not meant to cause any harm to any living or
soon-to-be-dead persons. Any resemblence to any of the Laal family
members or current market conditions is purely coincidental. Astrologists it must be noted are no better than stock
market analysts.
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Posted: 12/Jul/2008 at 9:34am |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Beijing Games might see change of name
TLSJ Exclusive
Looking to the
current global crisis in capital & especially
commodities markets, IOA (International Olympics Association) board is expected
to meet this weekend to mull name change for the games this year.
 OiLYMPICS 2008
at Beijing
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Posted: 16/Jul/2008 at 7:28pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Thank God it's not Friday?
Concerned
over leakage of sensitive data on price rise, the government has
decided to release the inflation figures on Thursdays instead of
Fridays. |
We learn that PM was influential in this decision. Rumours have it that he was unhappy with announcement at 12 Baje on Fridays.
TLSJ wishes to warn readers that by preponing such announcements by a day it's not going to reduce inflationary pressures in the economy.
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paragdesai
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Posted: 16/Jul/2008 at 7:35pm |
May be for a change of luck.
I think GOI is more concern than common man on the street (NOT DALAL STREET) about INFLETION NOS.
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