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Posted: 11/Apr/2008 at 12:10pm
An
unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Infosys as a janitor. The manager
there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and
cleaning).
After the test, the manager says, "You will be employed at minimum wage,
Rs. 250 per day. Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form
to complete and tell you where to report for work on your first day.
Taken aback, the man protests that he has neither a computer nor an e-mail
address. To this the HR manager replies, "Well, then, that means that you
virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having only Rs. 200 in
his wallet, he decides to buy a 10 Kgs tomatoes at the wholesale mandi. Within
less than 2 hours, he sells all the tomatoes individually at 100% profit.
Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost Rs.
800 before going to sleep that night.
And thus it dawns on him that he could quite easily make aliving selling tomatoes. Getting up early
every day and going to bed late, he multiplies his profits quickly.
After a short time he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of
tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again so that he can buy a pickuptruck to
support his expanding business. By the end of the second year, he is the owner
of a fleet of pickup trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed
people, all selling tomatoes.
Planning for the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life
insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to
fit his new circumstances. At the end of the telephone conversation, the
adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents
electronically.
When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned, "What,
you don't have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth
without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would be
now, if you had been connected to the internet from the very start!"
After a moment of thought, the tomato millionaire replied, "Why, of
course! I would be a floor cleaner at Infosys!"
Moral of this story:
1. The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
2. If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
3. Since you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a
floor cleaner than you are to becoming a millionaire.
Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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Posted: 11/Apr/2008 at 11:20am
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone, and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner observed and listened to the conversation: The boy was speaking to a lady. The conversation was -
The boy asked, "Lady, can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? The woman replied, "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
"Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now," replied the boy. The woman responded that she was very satisfied with the person who was presently cutting her lawn.
The little boy found more perseverance and offered, "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of North Palm beach , Florida ."
Again the woman answered in the negative. With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy and said, "Son, I like your attitude. I like your positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
The little boy replied, "No, thanks, I was just checking my performance on the job I already have. I'm the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
So if you happen to measure your performance, no one else can be better than you.
Cheers/VJ
Diversification is protection against ignorance, it makes little sense for those who know what they’re doing.
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Posted: 14/Apr/2008 at 4:48pm
Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta
hai.
Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha:- Bhag
to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ...malik ki khoobsurat beti jab
shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "Teri shaadi gadhe se kar
dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........
Keeping Hopes may not
improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today
!!
Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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Posted: 14/Apr/2008 at 6:44pm
Originally posted by kulman
Keeping Hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of Today !!
Slightly different note, but I would like to strongly recommend a book on the above subject - "The Power of NOW" by Eckhart Tolle. Surely,worth a read, where the author toches on how to transform your life and thinking by liberating oneself from the past and future
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing!
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