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kulman
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Welcome to TLSJ, Gopal bhai, the sports journalist.
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vijaygawde
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Posted: 06/Apr/2008 at 1:45pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
The INDIAN rope trick
It was a tale of two headlines:
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The Indian newspapers reported that, for the 3 month period ending March 31st, the BSE-30 Index was down 23%. This was the worst on record since the time the Index data was compiled in 1979.
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Meanwhile, the US newspapers reported that the US markets had their worst quarter in 5 years and the markets in the US were down 6%.
The last time I checked the US was the country in a recession, not India.
How come India performed this fabulous rope trick?
Why did the Indian stock market do worse than the US stock market?
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Diversification is protection against ignorance, it makes little sense for those who know what they’re doing.
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kulman
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Posted: 06/Apr/2008 at 10:41pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Mungerilals beware
Mumbai to observe 'No Honking Day' on Monday
Mumbaikars
should not be surprised if they find the usually chaotic city roads,
bustling with vehicular traffic and honking, peaceful on April 7. The city police's traffic department
has decided to observe a "No Honking Day" on the occasion of World
Health Day on April 7 as noise pollution has an impact on the health. |
Mungerilals from Mumbai who self-drive to dealing rooms/work place are hereby warned: please observe the discipline of not honking in desperation irrespective of Sensex level or the outcome of your intra-day trades.
Edited by kulman - 06/Apr/2008 at 11:56pm
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kulman
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Posted: 08/Apr/2008 at 11:40am |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
It's all about Alan
TLSJ reporters tried to interview a very senior ex-Banker in India about Mr. Greenspan. He just responded in Hindi: सौ चूहे खाकर बिल्ली हज को चली
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 09/Apr/2008 at 12:20pm |
Originally posted by kulman
सौ चूहे खाकर बिल्ली हज को चली
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Or should it be hazaron investors ki vaat lagake billi wall street se bhaag gayi......if that was the case why did he give the name of his book as 'The age of turbulence ' 
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Warm REgards
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kulman
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Posted: 09/Apr/2008 at 9:17pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Special evening edition
Watch the bottom line
In our endeavor to get you thought provoking articles and in the process bring some
relief from stress, TLSJ offers top 15-reasons
why the Market has not yet bottomed out……..
1. We haven’t had a time wise
correction for a long time.
2. Many pundits, TAUs & FAUs are
calling a double bottom formation already. Mr. Market doesn’t like such
consensus guesstimates.
3. Market participants, majority of
them are complaining constipation as they only sleep between NYSE closing to
Japan market opening.
4. Markets haven’t yet tested 50%
retracement level of 9,000 of the rise from 3000 to 21,000.
5. No big scam has been unearthed on Dalal Street this time (like HM, KP)
6. Full effect of high commodity
prices on real economy (CPI) isn’t reflected in WPI numbers.
7. Property prices haven’t crashed
like they did in mid-90s post Harshad Mehta scam.
8. CNBC is the most popular English channel.
9. Left parties are not demanding
nationalization of Private Sector banks.
10. Analysts are talking about
Embedded Value to justify their valuation thesis.
11. 48.2% Mungerilals are still under an
illusion that easy money can be made here only.
12. Stock market bottom is being
discussed at social cocktail parties.
13. Capital Market magazine’s latest
issue has a cover story: It’s a bargain
sale on Dalal street!
14. Nifty 4600 Puts are being written
aggressively.
15. You're still reading this useless newsletter.
Having
said that it could be an opportunity in disguise! So it’s really up to
individual to decide & act accordingly. Remember that stock markets is a
place where the buyer and the seller both think that they are smart in their decision.
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gopal
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Posted: 10/Apr/2008 at 2:18pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Special news from Hospital
The ADAG family have given birth to a new child named Reliance HR services (RHRS), since the child is just an infant he will not be listed in any school (Stock Exchange) soon. News is that this child is the product of back ward integration. Its parents thought that they have to pay so many charges to other recruitment companies, so they thought of having there own entity.
The doctors advised that to safeguard the health of there mother (retail investors) ADAG should seriously adopt family planning and space there children. Now they have so many kids at home ie RNRL, R Energy, R power, Adlabs, R entertainment, etc and they are unable to focus on there proper upbringing and now another child.
Reliance HR to recruit 5 lakh staff in 4 years
Pradipta Mukherjee
April 10, 2008 02:41 IST
Reliance HR Services (RHRS), a human resources company formed by the Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group (ADAG), will recruit half a million people for the group in the next four years.
These recruits will be deputed to Reliance Communications [Get Quote], Reliance Webstores, Reliance Capital [Get Quote], Reliance Consumer Finance, Reliance Money, Reliance Life Insurance and Reliance Energy [Get Quote].
About 90 per cent of these employees will be on sales functions, while the rest will be on the back-end and customer service functions.
Amitava Ghosh, CEO, RHRS, said, "Currently, about 20,000 employees are on RHRS payroll, serving various ADAG companies."
RHRS has also formulated a plan for the five forthcoming financial years to become a global HR outsourcing and consultancy organisation.
"By 2013, RHRS will evolve into an end-to-end HR outsourcing provider and an HR consultant," Ghosh said. By 2009, RHRS plans to offer HR outsourcing services.
"We can offer HR outsourcing services to companies that operate in sectors such as retail, IT BPO, among others," Ghosh said.
RHRS also plans to offer consultancy services, including compensation surveys and feedback reports.
To recruit a sizeable number of people, RHRS is planning a series of job fairs in the country. Guwahati has been selected as a pilot location.
The company will recruit freshers, who will be paid Rs 7,000 to Rs 12,000 a month, depending on the cost of living of the city.
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Women are like the stock market Coz they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 10/Apr/2008 at 2:31pm |
Originally posted by kulman
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Special evening edition
Watch the bottom line
In our endeavor to get you thought provoking articles and in the process bring some relief from stress, TLSJ offers top 15-reasons why the Market has not yet bottomed out……..
<!--[if !supLists]-->1. <!--[endif]-->We haven’t had a time wise correction for a long time.
<!--[if !supLists]-->2. <!--[endif]-->Many pundits, TAUs & FAUs are calling a double bottom formation already. Mr. Market doesn’t like such consensus guesstimates.
<!--[if !supLists]-->3. <!--[endif]-->Market participants, majority of them are complaining constipation as they only sleep between NYSE closing to Japan market opening.
<!--[if !supLists]-->4. <!--[endif]-->Markets haven’t yet tested 50% retracement level of 9,000 of the rise from 3000 to 21,000.
<!--[if !supLists]-->5. <!--[endif]-->No big scam has been unearthed on Dalal Street this time (like HM, KP)
<!--[if !supLists]-->6. <!--[endif]-->Full effect of high commodity prices on real economy (CPI) isn’t reflected in WPI numbers.
<!--[if !supLists]-->7. <!--[endif]-->Property prices haven’t crashed like they did in mid-90s post Harshad Mehta scam.
<!--[if !supLists]-->8. <!--[endif]-->CNBC is the most popular English channel.
<!--[if !supLists]-->9. <!--[endif]-->Left parties are not demanding nationalization of Private Sector banks.
<!--[if !supLists]-->10. <!--[endif]-->Analysts are talking about Embedded Value to justify their valuation thesis.
<!--[if !supLists]-->11. <!--[endif]-->48.2% Mungerilals are still under an illusion that easy money can be made here only.
<!--[if !supLists]-->12. <!--[endif]-->Stock market bottom is being discussed at social cocktail parties.
<!--[if !supLists]-->13. <!--[endif]-->Capital Market magazine’s latest issue has a cover story: It’s a bargain sale on Dalal street!
<!--[if !supLists]-->14. <!--[endif]-->Nifty 4600 Puts are being written aggressively.
<!--[if !supLists]-->15. <!--[endif]-->You're still reading this useless newsletter.
Having said that it could be an opportunity in disguise! So it’s really up to individual to decide & act accordingly. Remember that stock markets is a place where the buyer and the seller both think that they are smart in their decision.
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Good one Kulmanji.....
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Nitin Jagtap
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