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nitin_jagtap
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   Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 6:36pm |
Originally posted by kulman
Hahaha 
As per last reports, CFO has been released on bail of INR 5,000 (equivalent to USD 123.50 or JPY 12,350)
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The name of the CFO of this Japanese Co In Bengaluru is "Kisko Maro -San" ...the police have also told him to furnish an additional bond of 10,000 INR and this amount needs to be deposited asap before any further currency fluctuations.....the police mentioned that being a not for profit organization they didnt have any system to hedge their receivables unlike corporate India.
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 6:47pm |
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
The name of the CFO of this Japanese Co In Bengaluru is "Kisko Maro -San" ...the police have also told him to furnish an additional bond of 10,000 INR and this amount needs to be deposited asap before any further currency fluctuations.....the police mentioned that being a not for profit organization they didnt have any system to hedge their receivables unlike corporate India. |
Meanwhile, the hospital where that security guard is being treated has come up with a shocking report that traces of ethanol were found in urine sample taken for diagnosis purpose.
Upon further investigation TLSJ learnt that the guard had got hooked to online trading & has open FnO positions in Balrampur and Bajaj Hindustan. Who says that economy in India is not inclusive?
Bharat Mera Mahan !
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catcall
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 7:01pm |
Ha Ha, kulman, Film City main Script writer ki jage khali hai, I'm sure y'd fit in!
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate-when he can't afford it and when he can-Happy investing!
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chic_1978
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 7:32pm |
Kulmanjee
ur knowledge on " Chameli" is awesome....trust me its really refreshing in such testing times..........  |
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happy & wise investing
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 7:45pm |
Originally posted by chic_1978
ur knowledge on " Chameli" is awesome....trust me its really refreshing in such testing times.......... |
Hey Chic bhai....it's not my knowledge. I haven't even watched Chameli movie. I've nothing to do with those things. It's all those naughty TLSJ reporters who conduct interviews. Please don't drag my name into it.
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stocktin
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"Bengaluru: CFO of a large organisation was jailed for beating the company security guard today afternoon. Police reports suggest that while returning from lunch the security guard saluted the CFO & said in Kannanda: "Saar, Yen Samachara?". The CFO got so angry that he started punching the guard all over the body. The guard has been admitted in a local hospital for treatment & is believed to be in serious condition.
TLSJ's investigative reporters have learnt that the trigger for CFO's anger might be 'knock-out' levels breaching in exotic toxic Fx Derivatives in Japanese currency.
As per last reports, CFO has been released on bail of INR 5,000 (equivalent to USD 123.50 or JPY 12,350)"
Kulamanji,
There is a Laal Baug, only in Bengaluru. Is the journal published somewhere close by?
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chic_1978
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 10:34pm |
hahahahah....chill yaar.....i am not gonna pass this news to bhabhiji 
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kulman
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Posted: 14/Mar/2008 at 10:08pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Sanju Baba hedging losses?
(TLSJ reporter)
There are unconfirmed reports which says that the reason behind this sudden increase in his charges could be that Sanju Baba had been allotted huge quantity of shares in RelPower IPO. TLSJ reporters are investigating further in the matter.
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