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kulman
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   Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 4:31pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....I'm back from school!"
Mungerilal: "Hmmmm....."
Bunty: "Please give me some money....Papa"
Mungerilal: "Go ...ask your Mother. I'm not feeling well today."
Bunty: "Maa.....please give me money."
Bunty ki Maa: "What for beta?"
Bunty: "I want to buy some colours for the festival next week, Holi!"
Bunty ki Maa: "Okay....take this. But buy any colours except the one Papa is allergic to."
Bunty: "I know. I won't buy Red. He is having enough of it already. Okay Maa.....Bye..."
Mungerilal: ". ... Bh$#%^.... ."
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 11:41pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee.....have you read this news:
Mungerilal: "Yes.....but don't talk loudly. Bunty isn't asleep yet."
Bunty ki Maa: "But tell me why you men like such things?"
Mungerilal: "Shhhhhhh......"
Bunty: "Papa.....why? I saw that news on TV channel."
Mungerilal: ".  ."
Bunty: "In fact I wanted to ask you whether P/E ratio in USA means Politicians/Escorts ratio"
Mungerilal: ".... Bh$#%^.... "
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Janak.merchant1
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 11:48pm |
Originally posted by kulman
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee.....have you read this news:
Mungerilal: "Yes.....but don't talk loudly. Bunty isn't asleep yet."
Bunty ki Maa: "But tell me why you men like such things?"
Mungerilal: "Shhhhhhh......"
Bunty: "Papa.....why? I saw that news on TV channel."
Mungerilal: ". ."
Bunty: "In fact I wanted to ask you whether P/E ratio in USA means Politicians/Escorts ratio"
Mungerilal: ".... Bh$#%^...."
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Kulman u r amazing.
I have ford escorts car. May be time to sell that after reading your post.
Best wishes tot eh most humorous person on TED.
JM
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I love my money, not my opinion. So i am ready and willing to change my opinion for the sake of protecting my money.
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nitin_jagtap
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 11:52pm |
Johnny : " Pops you seem irritated and tired whats the matter, didnt you have a good night's sleep  "
Jack :" No Sunny , I was awake the whole of yesterday night  "
Johnny " Got it Pops , so you were watching Swaqbox and tracking the Dow right ?"
Jack : " Yes I was also tracking the Dow Futures "
Johnny :" Pops when the present is so bleak ...what the H**L will you do with the Futures  "
Jack : " Bu#$%$... I have a plan for tomorrow I am going long tomorrow"
Johnny : " Pops ...When will self realization don on you..whenever you went short the markets went up and when you went long the markets came down , forget it Pops this is not for you  "
Jack : "what do you mean its not for me  "
Johnny : " I saying ..instead of short or long ...just take a long walk and come and sleep and it will do you good  "
Jack : " Bu#$%$..."
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 11:58pm |
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
Jack : "what do you mean its not for me "
Johnny : " I saying ..instead of short or long ...just take a long walk and come and sleep and it will do you good "
Jack : " Bu#$%$..."
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Marie (talking to herself): "I've been short on his prospects of going long"
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:07pm |
Originally posted by kulman
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
Jack : "what do you mean its not for me "
Johnny : " I saying ..instead of short or long ...just take a long walk and come and sleep and it will do you good "
Jack : " Bu#$%$..."
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Marie (talking to herself): "I've been short on his prospects of going long"
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Actually Marie prefers everything long!
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:10pm |
Originally posted by Janak.merchant1
Actually Marie prefers everything long! |
JM .....I am one of the true sajjans on TED ...I dont understand all this stuff....can anyone explain. Kulmanji I hope you agree with me.
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kulman
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Posted: 13/Mar/2008 at 12:19pm |
Originally posted by nitin_jagtap
JM .....I am one of the true sajjans on TED ...I dont understand all this stuff....can anyone explain. Kulmanji I hope you agree with me. |
Nitin jee
For you to be admitted to this club called ESCORT (Exclusive Sajjans Club of Romantic TEDies), two other sajjans (founder members Om Babu & CatCall) have to agree. I've my vote for you.
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