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   Posted: 25/Feb/2008 at 8:41am |
Originally posted by kulman
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....I noticed that you were awake the whole night. What's the matter....are you unwell?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....I was just going through various reports by analysts on whether indices are bottoming out."
Bunty: "It's utter waste of time Papa. First thing is that your major holdings are those T & Z group penny stocks so it doesn't make an iota of sense where indices are headed."
Mungerilal: " "
Bunty: "Secondly..how in the world do you trust those inexperienced analysts who even don't know how to wash own bottom?"
Mungerilal: ". ... Bh$#%^.....  "
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Bunty: ''Ok Papa now what happened to that Matt Seasow Uncle from Kolkata?"
Mungerilal: "Nothing Beta SEBI said that his hands are clean and he was acquited"
Bunty: ""Do you know why SEBI said that his hands are clean Papa?"
Mungerilal: " No Idea. Do you have any clue on that"
Bunty: 'Because his back is dirty! He hasn't touched his back as yet'
Mungerilal: " ... Bh$#%^.....  "
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Posted: 25/Feb/2008 at 9:02am |
Originally posted by basant
Bunty: ''Ok Papa now what happened to that Matt Seasow Uncle from Kolkata?"
Mungerilal: "Nothing Beta SEBI said that his hands are clean and he was acquited"
Bunty: ""Do you know why SEBI said that his hands are clean Papa?"
Mungerilal: " No Idea. Do you have any clue on that"
Bunty: 'Because his back is dirty! He hasn't touched his back as yet'
Mungerilal: "... Bh$#%^..... "
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 ha ha ha
Bunty: "While on the subject of personal hygiene, Papa read this latest report: Breath may help diagnose disease Your breath can reveal more than what you ate or drank, it may provide a very inexpensive method of diagnosing any disease you might be suffering from, researchers say."
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta...isn't it a bit like forecasting Nifty movements based on Market Breadth?"
Bunty: " ....Bh$%^& ..."
Mungerilal: "Hey...watch it beta. No slangs on public forum"
Bunty: "Papa, but you are stealing my dialogues."
Mungerilal: " ....Bh$%^& ..."
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Posted: 25/Feb/2008 at 10:03am |
Originally posted by kulman
Bunty: "Secondly..how in the world do you trust those inexperienced analysts who even don't know how to wash own bottom?"
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Johnny says considering the no of inexperienced analysts who keep coming on TV and writing those beautiful reports its a classic case of supply exceeding demand and so their advice comes so cheap.  |
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Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 1:38pm |
Originally posted by kulman
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....this DishTV & pull out by PE saga doesn't sound well, does it?"
Bunty: "Hmmm...Now I know why the reason for that special background sound effect in fight sequences between hero & villains in Bollywood movies."
Mungerilal: "what's that?"
Bunty: "Dishum Dishum."
Mungerilal: ". ... Bh$#%^..... "
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In wake of the new IPOs from the KB stable ..Johnny probably realises that investing in a loss making company and hoping it will turn profits ..is like venturing too much into the future ...instead he has suggested to go into for the Future Ventures IPO. 
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Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 6:37am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....How do those analysts value Banking stocks?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....Some popular methods are Price to Adjusted Book Value and other ratios like P/E, RoE and RoA."
Bunty: "Hmmm.....why don't they use P/S ratio?"
Mungerilal: "You mean Price to Sales ratio, Bunty?"
Bunty: "No Papa. I mean ratio of number of People employed to the number of Security guards deployed!"
Mungerilal: ".... Bh$#%^..... "
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Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 8:44am |
Kulman Ji,
Your sense of humour and knowledge is par excellance.
par ek baat batain sir
Markets are known to reward bad habits also sometimes.
kya ye mungarilal khabi apne trades mein theek bhi hota hai ya phir hamesha hi "...BH$#%...."
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Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 8:58am |
Originally posted by rakeshmehta48
par ek baat batain sir
Markets are known to reward bad habits also sometimes.
kya ye mungarilal khabi apne trades mein theek bhi hota hai ya phir hamesha hi "...BH$#%...."
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ha ha ....
You are probably right.
The crux of the matter however is the sum total & end result which unfortunately is either negative or zero for Mr. Lal.
As Warren Buffett told Emory students: "You can’t have any zeroes. A list of big numbers multiplied by zero will equal zero. You can’t go back to “Go”."
Edited by kulman - 26/Feb/2008 at 8:59am
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Posted: 26/Feb/2008 at 9:35am |
Originally posted by kulman
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....How do those analysts value Banking stocks?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....Some popular methods are Price to Adjusted Book Value and other ratios like P/E, RoE and RoA."
Bunty: "Hmmm.....why don't they use P/S ratio?"
Mungerilal: "You mean Price to Sales ratio, Bunty?"
Bunty: "No Papa. I mean ratio of number of People employed to the number of Security guards deployed!"
Mungerilal: ".... Bh$#%^..... "
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Johnny : " Pops ...how do we value Retail stocks "
Jack : " Sunny ....some methods that are used are MCAP/Sales , PE , RoE, DCF and those kinds "
Johnny : " Why dont they use P/F ratio Pops "
Jack : " whats that Sunny "
Johnny : " People employed per store to Foot Falls per day per store ....Pops I know the numerator would be greater than the denominator but still "
Jack : " " Bu#$%$..."
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