
Kulmanji mungeri and bunty are your patents ..I will kick off with Jack and Johnny ..here it goes
Johnny : " Pops what are the signs and traits of a good BANK "
Jack : " Well .....Sunny a good bank should have
Strong quality of assets
Good asset liability management
Wide portfolio of services like MF , Insurance distribution , wealth advisory services
Wide spread branch network with good IT infrastructure
Highly motivated staff and a management whose integrity cant be questioned and .....and .....

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Johnny : " Pops I got it and lastly a dedicated team to punt in IPOs

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Jack : "
Bh#$%$..."