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kulman
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   Posted: 05/Feb/2008 at 9:09pm |
Originally posted by catcall
Aaj phir aakh main nami se hain,
Aaj fir aap ki kami si hain......
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Wah wah!
Oh yeah, ...it reminds me that one F&O Player Mungerilal was seen humming this remix sheyr:
Roya kerenge aap bhi paharon isi tarah
Atkaa kahin jo aap ka Margin meri tarah!
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kulman
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Posted: 05/Feb/2008 at 8:39am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what does it mean when a leveraged FnO day-trader says his position "Stopped Out"?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....it implies that his stop-loss got triggered."
Bunty: "Hmmm...Isn't it a bit like finding after doing potty that toilet paper roll is finished?"
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$  "
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kulman
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Posted: 06/Feb/2008 at 11:03am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...you look so worried! What's the matter now?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....lot of my money is stuck in dud stocks which now virtually have no buyers. I had bought 'em using leverage because those analysts last month were strongly recommending such stocks as momentum boys with a tagline "breakout, looks good!"
Bunty: "Ohhhhh..Papa... jaisa kaam waisa daam. You didn't do any homework in all that greed for making fast buck. I wanted to warn you that time itself. You know what Papa, your way of 'playing the markets' is a bit like having unprotected intercourse with a good looking but HIV +ve woman. And that too using viagra as leverage."
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ "
Edited by kulman - 06/Feb/2008 at 11:17am
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Posted: 07/Feb/2008 at 9:47am |
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HIV + wale Aids se to Bhagwan sabhi ko door rakhe.
Edited by Mohan - 07/Feb/2008 at 9:48am
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Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful.
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kulman
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Posted: 08/Feb/2008 at 6:54pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what happens in a Board Meeting?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....yahan meri waat lagi hain aur tum muzhe faaltu sawaal poochh rahe ho?"
Bunty: "Please Papa....tell me"
Mungerilal: "Senior corporate team members, Directors all sit together in a room & throw darts at a Board to fix IPO prices. Okay?"
Bunty: " ..Bh#$%$  "
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Posted: 09/Feb/2008 at 7:25pm |
Mungerilal & Bunty go to a supermarket for buying groceries....
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...look...wow! Those branded soaps...What an offer: buy 3 get 2 free!!"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....Not now."
Bunty: "Why Papa? Such a great bargain..."
Mungerilal: "I'm a bit worried about rise in CBOE VIX index. We shall buy later once there is some stability & when they increase MRP. That would be an indication of economic recovery too."
Bunty: " ..Bh#$%$  "
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Posted: 09/Feb/2008 at 10:21am |
Mungerilal & family watching TV news in the living room......
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...I'm extremely happy that Dr. Amit Kumar, the Kidney Kingpin has finally been arrested"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....sure. But why do you look so relieved?"
Bunty: "Papa....all this while, I was having nightmares that you might be selling your kidney to meet F&O margin calls."
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ "
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Posted: 10/Feb/2008 at 8:03am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what does it imply from these reports which say that m/s George Bush & Bernanke have provided 'STIMULUS' package in US"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....See US economy is allegedly ailing so this stimulus is pumped into the system to help it recover."
Bunty: "Hmmm....Stimulus....now I got it...is it a bit like reading porno magazines or watching FTV before going to bed?"
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ ............"
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