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kulman
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 Posted: 16/Nov/2007 at 8:43pm |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Perils of a Bull Market
(TLSJ reporter)
A leading stock broker last night caught his wife in bed with another man.
According to sources in the neighbourhood, he angrily shouted at wife: "What's going on?"
She responded: "Honey, due to booming stock markets, I've gone for Public Issue"
As per the latest available information, the couple is believed to be in touch with renowned lawyers.
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deveshkayal
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Hilarious times are back after a long break !!!
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"You don't need to be a rocket scientist. Investing is not a game where the guy with the 160 IQ beat the guy with a 130 IQ. Rationality is essential"- Warren Buffett
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omshivaya
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 Posted: 16/Nov/2007 at 11:03pm |
Oh yeaaah! Da man's back! Yahoooo!
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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kaushalchawla
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 Posted: 16/Nov/2007 at 11:10pm |
Da Man is back with a bang.....what a joke  ......I have stopped applying in public issues since long time  .......kyonki mera number hi nahin aata tha
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Warm Regards,
Kaushal
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basant
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 Posted: 16/Nov/2007 at 7:55am |
Originally posted by kulman
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Perils of a Bull Market
(TLSJ reporter)
A leading stock broker last night caught his wife in bed with another man.
According to sources in the neighbourhood, he angrily shouted at wife: "What's going on?"
She responded: "Honey, due to booming stock markets, I've gone for Public Issue"
As per the latest available information, the couple is believed to be in touch with renowned lawyers.
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kulman
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 Posted: 22/Nov/2007 at 8:46am |
The Laal Street Journal
To cut a Long story Short
Common wealth: Mungerilal Way
(TLSJ reporter)
Many Mungerilals of Chhotelal category have shorted Nifty Futures using heavy leverage citing imminent slowdown in Indian Economy & in the Stock Markets due to Pakistan's suspension from Commonwealth.
According to them, such move by Commonwealth would severaly affect the bottomline of Indian corporates with immediate effect.
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kulman
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 Posted: 29/Nov/2007 at 9:35am |
The Laal Street Journal
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They're Short on Santa Claus!
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Mungerilals keeping close track of global geo-political events and especially the actions hedge funds & flows into Emerging markets have gone short. The logic is that Fund Managers in Western countries will be going on X'mas holidays & hence will be booking profits causing outflow of capital.
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basant
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 Posted: 29/Nov/2007 at 9:52am |
This one had to be the lead story and some of the experts forget that in this world of wireless connectivity all you need is a mobile phone to place orders unless you are going on a holiday to Antartica!!!
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