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smartcat
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I like the twist in this kahaani. For once, Mungerilaal got Bunty tongue-tied!
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Posted: 09/Oct/2007 at 9:03am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what does it mean when those anchors & analysts say: 'many retail investors have this left-out feeling'?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … it means having not participated in this bull rally and getting a missed-out feeling."
Bunty: "Hmmm.........I see! But actually I was under the impression that Left-Out implies people like you who went OUT of the markets in panic during May 2004 because the Govt had outside support of LEFT parties. Remember....you had sold Reliance @ 530 odd!!! And it was pre-demerger. "
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%#...  "
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kulman
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Posted: 11/Oct/2007 at 2:47pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...English teacher today beat the hell out of me. I got severe punishment. The whole day I had to stand on the bench....even wasn't allowed to eat tiffin. And all because of you and your Business TV Channels"
Mungerilal: "You must have done something mischievous."
Bunty: "Not at all, I swear. Actually, the grammer teacher asked the meaning of abbreviated: i.e. "
Mungerilal: "You should know that i.e. is derived from id est & means 'That is to say; or in other words'. And why are you blaming me & business TV???"
Bunty: "Because I overheard many FAUs & TAUs on CNBC recently, I wrote i.e. means irrational exuberance. And teacher got angry."
Mungerilal: " Bh#$%#..... "
Edited by kulman - 11/Oct/2007 at 2:48pm
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Bunty: Papa ye kya kar rahe ho?
Mungerilal: Beta, I am checking out the total RISK on my F&O position which I am about to take. Beta, I will buy Nifty!
Bunty: So finally, have you realized “The RISK currently is on being out of the market and NOT in the market?”
Mungerilal: Teri to ….." Bh#$%#..... "
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Posted: 11/Oct/2007 at 3:34pm |
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Wah! Wah! bubble bhai kya baat hai!!! Maza-a-gaya!!!!
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kulman
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Posted: 11/Oct/2007 at 6:52pm |
 ha ha ha!!!
.......uske aage ki dastaan .....the conversation continues....
Bunty: So finally, have you realized “The RISK currently is on being out of the market and NOT in the market?”
Mungerilal: Teri to ….." Bh#$%#....."
Bunty ki Maa from kitchen: "Suniye jee.....I had read somewhere that---Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing. As such you've never been good at timing, entry & exits. I won't talk much in detail as Bunty and all those sajjan TEDdies are reading this"
Mungerilal: " ............... "
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smartcat
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Posted: 11/Oct/2007 at 7:00pm |
NC-17 Rating for this one!
I don't think they exist. If you find one, point 'em out for me please.
A technical question: How does Bunty know so much about stock markets? By watching CNBC? If so, why hasn't Bunty become a Mungerilal himself?
And, its high time we have an episode on the current excitement in Reliance stocks.
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kulman
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Posted: 11/Oct/2007 at 7:13pm |
 ha ha ha.
Well by sajjan, it covers those who are even slightly better than durjans (yours truly)!!
About the technical question on Bunty, there is a fundamental reason which is unprintable here for public viewing.
Edited by kulman - 11/Oct/2007 at 7:14pm
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