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kulman
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   Posted: 28/Sep/2007 at 9:01pm |
xbox err xxxBox.....I'm not at all eligible to participate in any challenge. Just posting here the observations based on interaction with various market participants.
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Posted: 29/Sep/2007 at 12:01pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what does it mean by ‘it’s a screaming buy’?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … that implies that the concerned stock is an excellent investment opportunity."
Bunty: "Oh I see! All these days I was thinking that a Screaming Buy meant that you buy some penny stuff due to those experts’ recommendations & then when you lose money you scream at Mummy & me….kyon ki aap woh experts ka kuchh ukhaad nahin sakte aur saara gussa hum pe nikaalte ho!"
Mungerilal: "  …..Bh*#@#........ !!"
Edited by kulman - 29/Sep/2007 at 12:03pm
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Posted: 29/Sep/2007 at 10:45am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what are all these piles of papers, research reports from leading i-Banks for?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … I'm trying to read to forecast when the Indian market would get 'de-coupled' from Global capital markets."
Bunty: "Hmmm.........Maybe you'd get the answer but it might be too late then. And besides Papa let me tell you that one 'de-coupling' is never going to happen no matter what."
Mungerilal: " Which one? "
Bunty: "Between that broker & your a##"
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%#  "
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Posted: 30/Sep/2007 at 9:31am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...last night I watched that old movie: Guddi. It's a good one with Jaya Bhaduri, Dharmendra. Has a nice prayer-like song too: Hum ko mann ki shakti dena..."
Mungerilal: "Hmmmm...good. I was busy last night trying to figure out intra-day supports & resistances of index & stock futures."
Bunty: "Let me suggest a prayer for you before you begin day-trading at 09:55 AM. "
Mungerilal: " Which one? "
Bunty: "Hum ko Margin ki shakti dena, trade vijay karein......
Doosron ke loss ke pehle, mera SL trigger karein !!!"
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%# "
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Posted: 01/Oct/2007 at 11:54am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Mungerilal: " Bunty Beta......Take this money, please go to the corner Paan shop & buy a pack of 20s Wills Lights cigarettes."
Bunty: "Papa...That Paan-wallah is closed."
Mungerilal: "Then get it from Kirana store across the street."
Bunty: "Even that one is not open. Don't you that Paan-wallah, Kirana storeowner & Laundry-wallah have formed a consortium. Three of them have gone to Delhi so their shops would be shut for a few days more."
Mungerilal: "Consortium? For what?"
Bunty: "To apply for telecom license under UASL. Yesterday was the last date for filing the application."
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%# "
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Posted: 02/Oct/2007 at 12:07pm |
To apply for telecom license under UASL
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Raja ne kya baja bajaya hai!!!. 
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Posted: 03/Oct/2007 at 7:55pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what does it mean by 'volatile'?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … It means being unstable, fickle."
Bunty: "Hmmm.........Our chemistry book defines it as 'evaporating readily at normal temperatures and pressures'. And you day-trading experience of today confirms it, dosn't it?"
Mungerilal: " How?"
Bunty: "Your money just evaporated as Market chopped your Stop Losses both ways"
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%# "
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Posted: 03/Oct/2007 at 10:16pm |
For once I thought our Bunty was making headlines!
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