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   Posted: 30/Aug/2007 at 9:28am |
"Bol mere Laal"
From the dealing room.....
Bunty: "Papa....yeh safed baal waale uncle aisa akad ke kyon chalte hain? Aur unki baithne ki style bhi ajeeb hain naa?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...he is BawaasirLal. Due to long hours of sitting in front of TV and trading screen he is suffering from piles...!"
Bunty: "I think BawaasirLal can become a good consultant-cum-analyst on TV"
Mungerilal: "kaise?"
Bunty: "The grey hair makes him look distinguished and the piles would make him look concerned."
Mungerilal: " .... #$%#....."
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P.S.: As decided, Bunty would be away to his Mama's place for a few days. Mungerilal is feeling a bit relieved now. Watch this space......
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Posted: 31/Aug/2007 at 1:26am |
This is midnight special of "Bol Mere Laal" before Bunty leaves for Mama jee's place.
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....yeh Super Star Stocks Editor kuchh kuchh Analyston ko aisa kyon kehte hain: "If I put a Gun to your head, which top-3 stock picks would you tell me?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...It's a style of presentation. He is merely asking for best stock picks from those expert analysts so that TV channel viewers and small investors benefit from their wisdom & skill."
Bunty: "Okay Papa got it but are you sure on the second part? Aap ka experience dekhne ke baad toh muzhe lag raha tha ke usne Trigger kyon nahin kheecha kabhi!!!"
Mungerilal: " "
Bunty: "Sochiye Papa....Ab Tak Chhappan hote toh kitna sukun hota aap ki zindagi mein!!"
Mungerilal: " .... #$%#....."
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Posted: 15/Sep/2007 at 3:54pm |
Bunty is back home from his Mamu's place.
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....I'm back home!!"
Mungerilal: " .....Bunty Beta...How was your stay at Mamu's house?"
Bunty: "Oh...it was okay. But I learned to talk with him from a safe distance."
Mungerilal: "Why?? "
Bunty: "Papa....kya hain na...Mamu ke mooh se Leverage ki boo aati hain."
Mungerilal: ".... #$%#....."
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Posted: 16/Sep/2007 at 6:33pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....what does Greenshoe option mean?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...A Green Shoe, also known by its legal title as an "over-allotment option" gives underwriters the right to sell additional shares in a registered securities offering if demand for the securities is in excess of the original amount offered."
Bunty: "Oh.. oh....I was under the impression that Greenshoes are the worn out old footwear specially reserved for hitting the former Fed chief Greenspan."
Mungerilal: ".... #$%#....."
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Posted: 18/Sep/2007 at 2:41pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....What are you upto? You look so depressed."
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...After that IIP figure I had shorted Futures with leverage. The strategic stop-loss applied is now about to get triggered"
Bunty: "IIP? What's that, Papa?"
Mungerilal: "Index of Industrial Production."
Bunty: "Hmmm....I thought that IIP stands for those Individuals doing Idiotic Predictions."
Mungerilal: ".... #$%#..... "
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Posted: 19/Sep/2007 at 1:08pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Mungerilal: "BUNTY!!! Where is my mobile phone?"
Bunty: "Papa....which one? That Nokia phone with BL5C battery?"
Mungerilal: "YES! But...Where is it? I want to urgently call that Broker to book losses in my Short Futures positions....where have you kept it??"
Bunty: "Yesterday I deliberately kept it under that Broker's seat in dealing room."
Mungerilal: "WHY???"
Bunty: "I had read that those instruments explode due to faulty batteries."
Mungerilal: ".... MA#$%#.....BH#$%# "
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Posted: 21/Sep/2007 at 10:13pm |
Mungerilal has leveraged Short positions, but the market is going up, up and away...
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Mummy....Papa....Today I saw an old Movie at my friend's house called KARZ."
Mungerilal: ""
Bunty ki Maa: "Which one? Woh Rishi Kapoor, Tina Munim waala?"
Bunty: "Haan!! There's one very good duet song....
MAIN 16 BARAS KI....TU 17 BARAS KA....
MIL NAA JAAYE NAINA....EK DO BARAS JARRA DUR REHNA
KUCHH GAYA TOH PHIR NAA KEHNA
MAIN 16 BARAS KI....TU 17 BARAS KA....."
Mungerilal: " STOP it Bunty.....!! I can't take it anymore. "
Edited by kulman - 21/Sep/2007 at 10:58am
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Posted: 22/Sep/2007 at 10:01am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....what's 200-DMA? Why is it so important?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...it means 200 days moving average. It's a very crucial indicator."
Bunty: "Oh I see! I used to think that it is to remind market participants that average Mungerilal lasts for only 200 days of day-trading before going bankrupt.."
Mungerilal: ".... Bh#$%#....."
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