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kulman
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   Posted: 21/Aug/2007 at 8:24am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh Ronen uncle kaun hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta … he is the Indian Ambassador to USA."
Bunty: "What's his surname---Sen or Insane?"
Mungerilal: "  …."
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kulman
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Posted: 22/Aug/2007 at 8:41am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...jab koi stock bahut jyada badhta hain tab woh TV Anchors aisa kyon kehte hain: The stock is on a tear?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty, uska matlab hain: Moving quickly, precipitously and violently."
Bunty ki Maa: "Achha? Main toh samjhi thi ke uska matlab hain ke jin logo ne neeche khareeda nahin unko rona aa raha hain!!"
Mungerilal: " "
Bunty: "Hmmm ….main toh soch raha tha ke On A Tear ka matlab ChhoteLal uncle ki #$%* phaad ke stock oopar jaa raha hain!!"
Mungerilal: " ...*#@#!!"
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kulman
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Posted: 23/Aug/2007 at 8:13am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...kal se school mein naya subject padha rahe hain: S*x Education"
Mungerilal: "Achha!! Beta, show me that text book."
Bunty: "Abhi mila nahin. Lekin Papa yeh Bourse kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta, Bourse is another name for Stock Exchange probably derived from a Latin or a French word."
Bunty: "Hmmm ….muzhe toh laga ke----
Stock Exchange is called a Bourse,
Bcoz there, Bears & Bulls have daily intercourse!!"
Mungerilal: "...*#@#!!"
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kulman
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Posted: 24/Aug/2007 at 8:51am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty ki Maa: "Bunty....aa gaye school se? Jaldi kapade badal do. Dekho maine tumhare liye Gaajar-ka-halwa banaya hain! Aaj kya hua school mein?"
Bunty: "Mummy aur papa....aaj na mera NCC mein selection hua!"
Mungerilal: "Good! Beta, kya kiya NCC ke pehle din?"
Bunty: "Aaj bas ground mein le gaye...aur Parade sikhaya.....aise: Left-Right, Left-Right, Left-Right!"
Mungerilal: "Gadhe ke bachhe .....woh Left ka naam na lo...*#@#!!"
Edited by kulman - 24/Aug/2007 at 8:53am
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Posted: 25/Aug/2007 at 9:01am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....hum woh Stockbroker ke office mein gaye the naa..."
Mungerilal: "Haan Beta, kya hua?"
Bunty: "I overheard that Broker telling his Son a secret: A man is a client until proven broke"
Mungerilal: " ..*#@#! ..."
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That is a good one Kulmajeee as usual.
Aapne to hamari NCC ke jamane ki yade jaga diya.
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India_Bull forever Bull !
www.kapilcomedynights.com
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Posted: 26/Aug/2007 at 8:36am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....jab aap dost logon se Market ke baare mein baatein karte hain. "
Mungerilal: " Bunty, tab kya?"
Bunty: "I have noticed one thing: You never tell them about your big losses and mistakes. You only boast of some profits made here & there."
Mungerilal: " ..*#@#!"
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Posted: 27/Aug/2007 at 8:24am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa....yeh Firangi uncles aisa kyon bole: 'Low hanging fruits have all been plucked'?.."
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta...uska matlab hain ke good stocks have all been discovered, easy money in Indian markets has already been made."
Bunty: "Main to samzha tha 'Low hanging fruits have all been plucked' is like what my friend says: 'Good looking girls have all been .....' !! "
Mungerilal: " ..*#@#!  .*#@# "
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