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kulman Senior Member Joined: 02/Sep/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 9319	Posted: 09/Aug/2007 at 10:06am
	ha ha ha To be or not to be....
	Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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kulman Senior Member Joined: 02/Sep/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 9319	Posted: 10/Aug/2007 at 8:29am
	"Bol mere Laal" Mungerilal once was speaking over phone to one of his friends after market hours. His wife was chopping vegetables & Son Bunty was reading a book in the same room. Mungerilal (over phone) : "Arey bhai dekho yeh Real Estate sector long-term uptrend mein hain. ….Na na ….I’m neutral on BFSI……kya?....IT? ….nahin Saab, I’m underweight on IT…..achha…Okay… Theek hain Shaniwar raat ko milenge...bye...” Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee, yeh IT underweight ki baat chhod dijiye. Pehle apna khud ka Overweight ki taraf dyaan do…..Sirf TV aur Screen ke saamne baithke motapa kitna badh gaya hain. Padosi log bhi keh rahe the ke aap ka peechhwaada badh gaya hain. Woh Marathon Managers dekhiye, kitne fit lagte hain!" Mungerilal: " ….” Bunty: "Peechhwada matlab wohi naa…hum school mein usko Teachers ka Godown kehte hain!" Mungerilal: " #@#!!" Bunty ki Maa: “ Bunty chup raho!…jao tumhaare* room mein..” …......Bunty reluctantly leaves the drawing room…. Bunty ki Maa: "Aur pata nahin muzhe yeh BFSI kya hota hain, lekin aap toh aaj kal raat mein bhi Neutral se hi rehte ho!!” Mungerilal: "...#@#...#@# ..!!"
	Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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kulman Senior Member Joined: 02/Sep/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 9319	Posted: 11/Aug/2007 at 10:03am
	"Bol mere Laal" Mungerilal’s wife (Bunty ki Maa) wanted to see and experience ‘dealing room’. But he never used to take her along citing one excuse or another. One day Bunty, without his father’s knowledge took Mother to the Broker’s office. And she stood by the window to peep in. After closing bell Mother & Bunty quickly returned home by an Auto rickshaw. Mungerilal came back home after about an hour so. Mungerilal: "Bunty ki Maa…..kuchh nashta banao thodi bhook lagi hain!” Bunty ki Maa: "Abhi banati hoon……Kaisa raha aaj ka Trading Day?" Mungerilal: "Tum ko kya samazhta hain? Theek hi raha” Bunty: "Aaj Mummy aur main Dealing Room ke baahar se dekh rahe the aap ko!" Mungerilal: " !!!" Bunty ki Maa starts singing : "Dealing Room ke jharonko se… maine dekha joh Baaware, **Tum Loss mein nazar aaye…… Bade Loss mein nazar aaye!!”** Mungerilal: "...*#@#!!"
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kulman Senior Member Joined: 02/Sep/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 9319	Posted: 12/Aug/2007 at 8:03am
	"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...Yeh market mein F&O strategists kya Catering & Hotel Management ka course bhi karte hain?" Mungerilal: "Na na Beta …uska Stock markets aur F&O se kya sambandh?" Bunty: "Dekhiye na Papa, yeh log bhi TIE pehente hain, aur ‘PLAIN VANILLA’, ‘FLASH IN THE PAN’ aur ‘TAKE SOME MONEY OFF THE TABLE’ kehte hain, " Mungerilal: " …..*#@#!!" Edited by kulman - 12/Aug/2007 at 8:04am
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kulman Senior Member Joined: 02/Sep/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 9319	Posted: 13/Aug/2007 at 8:45am
	"Bol mere Laal" Mungerilal: "Bunty ki Maa…..dekha, Big Bull Bhaiyya bhi kehte hain: To win all wars despite losing many a battle. Bilkul mere jaisi soch hain unki!" Bunty ki Maa: "Bhagwan kare uske jaise daulat bhi aap ko mile!” Bunty: "Muzhe to mushkil lagta hain!" Mungerilal: " Kyon?" Bunty: "Because you hardly have any discipline and would lose all the capital in day-to-day battles. Jab War shuru hoga toh aap ke paas ammunition hi kaha bachega?” Mungerilal: " …..*#@# ..!!"
	Life can only be understood backwards—but it must be lived forwards
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xbox Senior Member Joined: 10/Sep/2006 Online Status: Offline Posts: 2001	Posted: 16/Aug/2007 at 10:28am
	Abhi Abhi Bunty ki Maa ne message bheja hai kee 'Bunty ke papa friday se ghar nahi aaye hai' She needs help from Teddies. Local police is not helping her either. She told to put this message on bse announcements..."Bunty ke papa jaldi ghar aajao, Bunty kee tabhiyat theek nahi hai. Apko dealign room kee kasam hai!!" Edited by xbox - 16/Aug/2007 at 10:30am
	Don't bet on pig after all bull & bear in circle.
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kulman Senior Member Joined: 02/Sep/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 9319	Posted: 21/Aug/2007 at 8:34pm
	"Bol mere Laal" Bunty: "Papa...Yeh *UBS waale* NRI chacha** kitna darra diye. Kitne saare factors pe dhyaan dene ke liye keh rahe hain---credit markets, CP, bonds, Yields, Spread, Curve, Swerve and what not" Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta … we are living in a globalised world. These things do matter a lot." Bunty: "Aisa kya? Main to soch raha tha ke woh agar aasaan aur simple strategy batayenge toh shaayad unki naukri khatre mein aayegi" Mungerilal: " …..*#@#!!"
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basant Admin Group Joined: 01/Jan/2006 Location: India Online Status: Offline Posts: 18403	Posted: 21/Aug/2007 at 8:53pm
	We were missing Bunty as much as we were missing you. Welcome back Kulmanji.
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