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kulman
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   Posted: 05/Aug/2007 at 8:31am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh Market Internals kya hota hain? Woh Editor uncle ko unki co-anchor baar baar puchhti rehti hain!"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta.....yeh andar ki baat hoti hain!!"
Bunty: "Papa, agar samazh mein nahin aata, toh aap log unko kyon sunte rehte hain?"
Mungerilal: " ....*%#*&...."
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vip1
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Posted: 05/Aug/2007 at 11:12am |
Bunty:" Papa ... Yeh Quarter se Quarter kya Hota hai ?
Mungerilal: Beta 3 Months Results Ko Ek Quarter Kehte Hai .
Bunty: Par Papa aap To Quarter Results Dekh Ke Us Dukaandaar( liquor shop ) se bole the bhai ek Quater De De ,
ab samajha Quarter Se Quater kya hota hai !
Mungerilal: " ....*%#*&...."
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basant
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vip1
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Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 12:47pm |
Excellent creativity VIP1. 
Basant ,
Apne Hamare andar Ka Investor jagaya
Baaki sab cheze
Kulman ,Jaga Rahe hain 
Edited by vip1 - 06/Aug/2007 at 12:48pm
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kulman
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Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 12:53pm |
Ha ha ha ha !!
Vip1.....great one!!
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After listening to Puravankara episode of revising IPO price downwards ….Bunty started singing: dham dham dharam dharaiya re, sabse bade ladaiya re Puravankara, hey Puravankara hey Puravankara re, Puravankara arre dham dham dharam dharaiya re, sab se bade ladaiya re Puravankara, hey Puravankara, hey Puravankara re, Puravankara
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Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 9:10am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Aap ko khush hona chahiye. Asian indices are up, global cues are all with a positive bias!!"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....maine bahut saare Stocks bech ke, Crude Oil futures liye hain. Because it broke-out to all-time highs. Aur woh Firangi log bol rahe the ke US$ 100~150 tak badhega."
Bunty: "Papa, toh kya hum ko Crude ke Margin Call ke kaaran apni gaadi bechni padegi?"
Mungerilal: " ......... .."
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh HNI kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "It's High Net-worth Individuals."
Bunty: "Iska matlab Papa, yeh FnO aur Commodity speculation ke pehle kya hum bhi HNI the?
Mungerilal: "....*%#*&...."
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Posted: 06/Aug/2007 at 11:56am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Yeh VIX kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "The CBOE Volatility Index® (VIX®) is a key measure of market expectations of near-term volatility conveyed by S&P 500 stock index option prices. It is considered to be the world's premier barometer of investor sentiment and market volatility."
Bunty: "Uska aap ko Nifty Futures day-trading mein kuchh upyog hota nahin, toh aap kyon uske baare mein itna sochte ho? Aur yeh CBOE kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta, it stands for Chicago Board Options Exchange"
Bunty: "Hmmm.....main toh samzha the ke CBOE is Confused: Buy Or Exit!"
Mungerilal: "....*%#*&...."
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Posted: 07/Aug/2007 at 8:27am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Good Morning Papa!"
Mungerilal: (yawning......he was awake the whole night watching action in USA) "Morning beta!"
Bunty: "Main school jaa raha hoon......bye."
Mungerilal: "Bye..... "
Bunty: "Ek baat kahoon......Instead of wasting your time behind what FED has to say, it would have been better had you read what TED has to say!......Bye.....bye..."
Mungerilal: " ....*%#*&...........Abe teri toh...."
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