"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa.......Itna late kyon uthe aap? Main toh naha-dhoke taiyyar hoon. Aaj ghoomne jaana hain na? Aap ne promise kiya tha...Saturday ka!"
Mungerilal: "Haan Beta, woh kal raat bhar Dow ki girawat dekh raha tha.....phir wahan ke Analyston ki baatein!"
Bunty: "Kyon papa, aap itne kyon pareshan dikh rahe hain?"
Mungerilal: "Meri FnO mein Leveraged positions khadi hain. Ab apna weekend picnic cancel!"
Bunty: "No Papa, aap ne promise kiya tha!! Achhaa....yeh Beta Factor kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty, It is a relative measure of the sensitivity of an assets' return to changes in the return of the market."
Bunty: "Matlab kya yeh kaha ja sakta hain ke aap ka Mood has a very high Beta Factor with DJIA?"
Mungerilal: "
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P.S.: An example of how FnO has screwed up Family & Outings of Laal Pariwar!