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kulman
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   Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 10:49am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh Market Cap kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta Bunty ...It is Market Capitalisation which is The total market value, at the current market price, of the total number of equity shares issued by the company."
Bunty ki Maa: "Achhaa! Aisa kya? Main toh samazh rahi thi ke Market Cap ka matlab woh dono Mukherjee ki jodi Caps pehante hain naa 14000...15000 likhi hui!! Kitne khoobsurat hain na dono?"
Mungerilal: "Hey bhagwan, Bunty ki Maa...aap bhi na!! Mere liye garam chai banao, jaldi!"
Bunty: "Hmmmm... Muzhe toh lagta tha ke Market Cap is that 'Topi', jo Udayan Uncle apne darshako ko pehnaate hain. Kyon ki unki baatein kabhi seedhi nahin hoti. Dono taraf se bolte hain.......hain naa Papa?"
Mungerilal: "  #$*#  !!"
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Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 11:18am |
Bunty beta bahut jaldi bada ho raha hai Kulmanji! School mei teacher ke saath koi harkat nahi kar de. 
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Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 11:26am |
Kulman.........is there any story involving "Bunty's sister too"?
With the RBI First quarter monetary policy review due on Tuesday, she may just want some lessons on Hawkishness or Dovishness of a central bank speaker form Lata Didi!
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kulman
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Posted: 28/Jul/2007 at 11:26am |
....School mei teacher ke saath koi harkat nahi kar de.
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 ha ha ha !!
You see, Bunty is like that Li'l Johny. Some of his Harkats are not mentionable here keeping in view younger members on this Forum. 
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Posted: 29/Jul/2007 at 8:42am |
More from Dealing Room......
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Maine dekha hain ke woh uncle usi kone waale screen ke saamne baithke Trade karte hain. Never changes his position, even he adjusts the monitor screen to face Eastern direction."
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...woh VaastuLal hain. Yeh Bull run ke pehle woh FengShui consultant the."
Bunty: "Achha! Yaad aaya ek baar unki car mein aap ne laughing buddha ke neeche waala sikka churaya tha!!"
Mungerilal: "..!!....Beta dhyan dena... while trading he also ensures that his back isn't in the direction of toilet."
Bunty: "Papa, Tell me one thing....woh Uncle jab sandaas jaate hain, how does he sit on commode then? "
Mungerilal: " ......."
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Posted: 31/Jul/2007 at 12:06pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Woh Pratham Vishwa waale Uncle hamesha koi bhi baat ka credit khud lete hain naa?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...kaise?"
Bunty: "While answering query from Anchors first both of them from Pratham Vishwa always say: 'Well....a couple of weeks back when I was on your channel we had predicted this & that'...Kya woh dono itne antaryaami hain?"
Mungerilal: " ....."
Bunty: "Aur woh VOL...VOL kya keh rahe the?"
Mungerilal: "Beta....that's volatility....Hindi mein: asthirta, chanchalta."
Bunty: "Hmmm.....main toh soch raha tha that's a warning as per new SEBI guidelines for muting the VOLume of your TV set when such experts are speaking!!"
Mungerilal: " #$*# !!"
Edited by kulman - 31/Jul/2007 at 7:26pm
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Baap re baap! kya gazab ki soch hai Kulmanji.
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Posted: 31/Jul/2007 at 8:08am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...Why Sameeksha Aunty shouts on top of her voice on RBI Policy?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...Kaun Latha? woh uska kaam hain. She gets salary for this work."
Bunty: "So is her performance bonus linked to the decibel level at which she speaks?"
Mungerilal: "....."
Edited by kulman - 31/Jul/2007 at 8:09am
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