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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 8:55am
"Bol mere Laal"
 
Bunty: "Papa...aap itna tension mein kyon hain?"
 
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...abhi do din ke baad Triple Witching Day hain. Aur apni kuchh positions open hain."
 
Bunty: "Triple Witching? Woh kya hota hain? Hogwartz jaisa?"
 
Mungerilal: "Na na Beta...us din F&O settlement hota hain."
 
Bunty: "Hmmm....muzhe laga ke jis din Your Stocks show is hosted by Anuradha with guests such as Sharmila & Sandeepa....woh Triple Witching Day hota hain!"
 
Mungerilal: "Shocked...*#@#!!"
 
 
 
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Quote omshivaya Replybullet Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 9:14am

Ha Ha Ha Ha! Wah Kulman ji wah!
The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 24/Jul/2007 at 8:34am
As promised, this Baap-Beta combination visited a dealing room for Bunty's educational tour & here's some piece of action.... 
 
 
 
"Bol mere Laal"
 
Bunty: "Papa...wow! Woh Circuit-uncle kitna fast type kar rahe hain!?"
 
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...Kaun woh?....unka naam Ungli ManoharLal hain."
 
Bunty: "My God! Look at the speed at which he is placing the buy-sell orders!!!"
 
Mungerilal: "That's the reason he is quite popular with day-traders."
 
Bunty: "Aur woh ek saath 3-3 screens dekh rahe hain!! Really Fastest Fingers award milna chahiye!"
 
Mungerilal: "Beta...for hygienic reasons, unse haath mat milana. Pata nahin din bhar woh ungli kahan kahan ghoom ke aati hain*!!"
 
 
 
 
 
P.S.: *Ungli ManoharLal though popular for his speed of placing orders, is quite notorious for nose-picking habit.
 
 
 
 
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 25/Jul/2007 at 10:23am
More from Dealing Room......
 
"Bol mere Laal"
 
Bunty: "Papa...Woh uncle kaun hain jinki aankhen itni Laal (Red) hain?"
 
Mungerilal: "Bunty Beta ...woh hain Laal BahadurLal. Woh raat bhar so nahin paate."
 
Bunty: "Kyon? Kya beemari hain unhe?"
 
Mungerilal: "Ek toh unki Leveraged F&O positions ke kaaran woh sote nahin. Aur phir pata nahin kyon raat raat bhar Global Market ke baare mein dekhte rehte hain.."
 
Bunty: "Baap re....kitni laal hain unki................................................aankhen!!!"
 
Mungerilal: "Beta...unse kabhi behas mat karna. Woh agar kahe ke "meri hi Laal", toh bas haan kehna!!"
 
Bunty: "Papa, kya unka portfolio bhi laal hi hoga?"
 
 
 
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Quote vip1 Replybullet Posted: 25/Jul/2007 at 11:04am
Kulamn , Gustaki maaf aap Ke laal parivaar par mei taraf se :
 
continuing with ..Baap-Beta combination visited a dealing room for Bunty's educational tour & here's some piece of action.... 
 
Bunty: "Papa, Dekha woh jo  Auntie  Hain woh to market mein Khub paisa kaman rahi hai.
 
Mungerilal: "Beta... Mujse yahi galti ho jaati hain mein us auntie Ko hi Dekhta Rahta hun aur mera f&o sharm se LAAL ho jaata hain.
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 4:32pm
LOL Ha ha ha, vip1.......aisi gustakhiyan toh chahiye huzur!!
 
....phir Bunty bolta hain:
 
Dekhte rahoge aap agar sirf Aunty
Bajegi phir closing-bell waali ghanti!!
 
 
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Quote basant Replybullet Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 4:37pm
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LOL Ha ha ha, vip1.......aisi gustakhiyan toh chahiye huzur!!
 
....phir Bunty bolta hain:
 
Dekhte rahoge aap agar sirf Aunty
Bajegi phir closing-bell waali ghanti!!
 
 
 
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Quote chic_1978 Replybullet Posted: 26/Jul/2007 at 5:49pm
Kulmanjee
 
this is amazing topic.............u r just fabulous...............keep it up................its really refreshing to read this .............infact its destressing....................Thumbs%20Up
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