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   Posted: 19/Jul/2007 at 11:44am |
Originally posted by kulman
"Bol mere Laal"
Mungerilal: "Bunty! Aa gaye school se. Kaisi rahi Exams?"
Bunty: "Papa...achhi rahi."
Mungerilal: "Kitne numbers milenge ab ki baar...!"
Bunty: "Agar 70 ke oopar milenge toh 77 tak mil sakte hain. Lekin 60 se neeche FirstClass miss ho jaayega. Waise 35 pe Stop-loss lagaya hoon, chinta mat karna aap!"
Mungerilal: "  !!!"
Bunty ki Maa: "Suno jee....yeh business TV dekhna band karo aap bhi. Dekho mera pyaara Bunty bigad gaya TAU ki baatein sun sun ke!
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Posted: 20/Jul/2007 at 11:10am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...yeh Gung Ho, Hunky Dory aur Ho Hum kya hota hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta these words are common in Bizlish (a language derived from English which is used by business TV Channel anchors & Analysts so that common people do not make out what they really mean)"
Bunty: "Achhaa....main soch raha tha ke yeh koi Chinese shares ke naam hain!"
Mungerilal: "Likewise Beta...some words like 'net-net', 'going forward', 'my sense is', 'having said that', etc are also a part of Bizlish language"
Bunty: "Papa, muzhe hamesha lagta hain ke jab koi TAU yaa FAU "Cautiously Optimistic" kehta hain....toh uska matlab hain ke usko kuchh maalum nahin hain, hain na Papa??"
Mungerilal: " ...*#@#!!"
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Posted: 21/Jul/2007 at 11:09am |
"Bol mere Laal"
After DLF listing, majority of the expert analysts were saying it's fully priced & is a sure short around 600. Mungerilal getting influenced by this opinion 'short sold' DLF futures. And since then unfortunately....it is going up, up and away....
Our smart Bunty got the wind of this positional trade when he overheard Mungerilal speaking over phone to the 'relationship damager ...err....manager' of broker.
Bunty: "Papa...DLF ka matlab kya hain?"
Mungerilal: "Beta... muzhe nahi pata."
Bunty: "Hmm....muzhe laga ke DLF stands for Dangerous Loss in Futures!"
Mungerilal: ""
Bunty: "Papa, aap ne toh Reiki ka course kiya tha naa. Aap Reiki se uski price gira dijiye naa!"
Mungerilal: " ...*#@#!!"
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Posted: 21/Jul/2007 at 11:30am |
Kulman.......Of all the "Bol Mere Lal", this one is the best of the lot.
Bunty: "Hmm....muzhe laga ke DLF stands for Dangerous Loss in Futures!"
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Posted: 22/Jul/2007 at 8:11pm |
DLF stands for Dangerous Loss in Futures
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Ha Ha Haaaaa...............
Kulmanji your creativity is just mindblowing.....Have you contacted the producer of "Gafla"..if we can have Wall Street 1,2 and so on,why cant Gafla 1,2,.....
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Posted: 22/Jul/2007 at 7:53am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...kal English Teacher ne muzhe maara!!"
Mungerilal: "Beta ...kya hua? Tumne jaroor kuchh shararat ki hogi."
Bunty: "Nahin papa! Bilkul nahin....chaho toh aap puchho unko!"
Mungerilal: "Phir??"
Bunty: "Papa, kal Spelling test thi. Aur maine Asset ka spelling 'ASS-ATE' aisa likhaa....aap ka woh PMS waali AMC ke saath experience dekhke!!!"
Mungerilal: "...*#@#!!"
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keep it up !!!....um took case of Morgan stanley today...."Even the last bear (read morgan stanley) has come out with report of 18200 for sensex...so everyone shud be cautious"....
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Posted: 23/Jul/2007 at 4:59pm |
Monu jee
Aaj kal aap bade vyast ho gaye ho! thoda samay nikalke 'commentary' kijiye!
Because of P&G agressive marketing strategy, HUL has no option but to go for buy-back of shares!
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