The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
>
> Blood plasma.
> *********************************
> ******************************************
> No piece of paper can be folded in half
>
> more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
> ************************************************************************
> ****
> Donkeys kill more people annually
>
> than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
> ************************************************************************
>
> You burn more calories sleeping
>
> than you do watching television.
> ************************************************************************
> **
> Oak trees do not produce acorns
> until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
> ************************************************************************
> ****
> The first product to have a bar code
>
> was Wrigley's gum.
> ************************************************************************
> *
> The King of Hearts is the only king
>
> WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
> ************************************************************************
> ***
> American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
> by eliminating one (1) olive
>
> from each salad served in first-class.
> ************************************************************************
> **
> Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
>
> (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell
> you!)
> (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
>
> *********************************************************************
> Apples, not caffeine,
>
> are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
> ************************************ ***********************************
>
> Most dust particles in your house are made from
>
> DEAD SKIN!
> ************************************************************************
> ****
> The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
>
> So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
> ************************************************************************
> ***
> Walt Disney was afraid
>
> OF MICE!
> ************************************************************************
> **
> PEARLS MELT
>
> IN VINEGAR!
> *********************************************************************
> The three most valuable brand names on earth:
> Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
> **********************************************************************
> It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
>
> but, not downstairs.
> Now how and why was that discovered?
> ************************************************************************
>
> A duck's quack doesn't echo,
>
> and no one knows why.
> ************************************************************************
>
> Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
> be kept at least six (6) feet away from
> a toilet to avoid airborne particles
> resulting from the flush.
>
> (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
> ***************************************************
>
> And the best for last....
>
> Turtles can breathe through their backsides.
> (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
>
> So......................
>
>
>
> Remember, knowledge is everything, so go and move your toothbrush!!!
>
>