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kulman
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   Posted: 04/Jan/2008 at 7:29pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what does it mean when those experts on TV say: 'this company's management bandwidth is excellent' "
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....they probably want to imply that the concerned company's management is capable to grow more by leveraging its core competencies."
Bunty: "Hmmm.....I thought that it meant that...company management chhote investors ki band bajaane mein ustaad hain!"
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ "
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kulman
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Posted: 05/Jan/2008 at 12:16pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what is the meaning of 'INTEREST RATE SENSITIVES'?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....It means companies into sectors like Auto, Housing, BFSI etc which are affected by changes in interest rates."
Bunty: "Ohh....I see! I was under an impression that it's like my friend's experience during recent trip to Pattaya & Phuket in Thailand."
Mungerilal: " ..what's tourism in Thailand got to do with it? "
Bunty: "My friend told me that his interest in callgirls was sensitive to the rates they charged."
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$  "
Edited by kulman - 05/Jan/2008 at 5:54pm
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kulman
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Posted: 16/Jan/2008 at 6:14pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...what is 'GREY MARKET'?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....It's an unofficial market and refers to the buying and selling of securities to be issued in the future. This is taken as a forecast of the prices that markets expect for future issues.."
Bunty: "Hmmm... All these days I thought that GREY MARKET is that Market which is responsible for your untimely grey hair."
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$  "
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kulman
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Posted: 19/Jan/2008 at 7:53pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...you had promised about a movie at Multiplex this weekend. Let's go to Taare Zameen Par."
Mungerilal: "Bunty ...Not in near future....go & do your homework & don't disturb me."
Bunty: "Hmmm... is it because the stocks are "Saare Zameen Par"?"
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ "
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Mohan
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Posted: 19/Jan/2008 at 9:21am |
Originally posted by kulman
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...you had promised about a movie at Multiplex this weekend. Let's go to Taare Zameen Par."
Mungerilal: "Bunty ...Not in near future....go & do your homework & don't disturb me."
Bunty: "Hmmm... is it because the stocks are "Saare Zameen Par"?"
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ "
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Good one.
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Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful.
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kulman
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Posted: 28/Jan/2008 at 8:03pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...why there is so much rush & long queues outside Big Bazaar?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty beta....There's special Sale going on called 'Sabse saste 3 din' where good bargains are on offer at discounted rates."
Bunty: "Hmmm... Okay. But with similar situation on Dalal Street, why the hell market participants LIKE YOU are shying away & the volumes have dipped so low? "
Mungerilal: " ..Bh#$%$ "
Edited by kulman - 28/Jan/2008 at 8:18pm
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India_Bull
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Posted: 28/Jan/2008 at 8:22pm |
Return of Kulmanjee to TED with usual style ..
Welcome back Kulmanjee.
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India_Bull forever Bull !
www.kapilcomedynights.com
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Posted: 28/Jan/2008 at 8:27pm |
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Nice one Kulman sir. Back with a bang I see. We all missed you a lot.
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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