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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 7:30pm

"Bol mere Laal"

 
Tring... tring....tring...tring.....phone bell rings...
 
Mungerilala: "Hello....kaun?"
 
Bunty: "Hello Papa...I'm Bunty speaking."

 

Mungerilal: "Shocked Bunty Beta … bolo. How are you?."

 

Bunty: "Not that great. Mamu's mood is not good because like you he also lost big money in playing futures and options."

 
Mungerilal: "Ouch..hello....but ... why have you called me?"
 
Bunty: "Oh yeah....Mamu was looking at some charts after market closing. I asked him what to do with long dark candles. Then Mamu said: 'apne baap se puchho'"
 
Mungerilal: "Ouch ...Bh#$%#... Angry"
 
 
 
 
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Quote omshivaya Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 8:24pm
Hahahaha! Bh*#!*##....great ones Kulman sir. Aap to champ ho comedy ke.
The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:23am

"Bol mere Laal"

 
Tring... tring....tring...tring.....phone bell rings...
 
Bunty: "Hello.........kaun?"
 
Mungerilal: "Bunty.....Tumhara baap bol raha hoon. Give the phone to Mamu quickly."
 
Bunty: "Hello Papa...he's busy with MC."

 

Mungerilal: "What's he doing on MoneyControl at this hour?"

 

Bunty: "Hello......no no....what I mean is Mamu is deep in sh*t with MarginCalls."

 
Mungerilal: "Ouch..hello....tell him to call me back quickly.... okay?"
 
Bunty: "Oh yeah....I will convey your message. Just a minute Papa.....I told Mamu that Leverage-walle Ravan ka aaj Asthami ko hi dahan ho gaya!"
 
Mungerilal: "Shocked ...Bh#$%#... Angry"
 
 
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Quote xbox Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:27am
Maharaj, Dashahra ka mela to ghoome dete!!!
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:36am
ha ha ha!!
 
One MungeriLal while being dragged out of dealing room was heard singing this one:
"Yeh F&O ke mele market mein kam naa honge........
.....afsos hum naa honge!!"
 
Another shaheed was humming this:
"Apne leverage ko hum hargiz mita sakte nahin....
position kataa sakte hain lekin... profit kamaa sakte nahin !"
 
 
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Quote basant Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:37am
Maja-a-jata hai kulmanji Bunty ki baato se!
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:44am
Big%20smile Bunty has been nominated for Indian Idol award. To vote...
 
sms "BUNTY" to 5207 (20-DMA od Nifty)
 
or dial 1-800-19200 and press 5. (5th is the final wave as per Elliott)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Quote kulman Replybullet Posted: 23/Oct/2007 at 10:26am

"Bol mere Laal"

 

Bunty: "Papa...I'm back!"

 

Mungerilal: "Ouch Bunty Beta … okay......wait for a while let me hear what strategy this TAU is advising on TV"

 

Bunty: "Hmmm....I had a small query. What's ODI?"

 
Mungerilal: "That's another term for P. Notes...it stands for Overseas Derivative Instruments."
 
Bunty: "Achhaa? After watching your furious actions of leveraged day trading based on Global Cues, I had thought that it meant One Day Internationals. By the way, your stock broker has bought S-Class Merc this Diwali."
 
Mungerilal: "Ouch ...Bh#$%#... Angry"
 
 


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