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kulman
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 7:30pm |
"Bol mere Laal"
Tring... tring....tring...tring.....phone bell rings...
Mungerilala: "Hello....kaun?"
Bunty: "Hello Papa...I'm Bunty speaking."
Mungerilal: " Bunty Beta … bolo. How are you?."
Bunty: "Not that great. Mamu's mood is not good because like you he also lost big money in playing futures and options."
Mungerilal: " ..hello....but ... why have you called me?"
Bunty: "Oh yeah....Mamu was looking at some charts after market closing. I asked him what to do with long dark candles. Then Mamu said: 'apne baap se puchho'"
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%#... "
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omshivaya
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 8:24pm |
Hahahaha! Bh*#!*##....great ones Kulman sir. Aap to champ ho comedy ke.
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The most important quality for an investor is temperament,not intellect.A temperament that neither derives great pleasure from being with the crowd nor against it
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kulman
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:23am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Tring... tring....tring...tring.....phone bell rings...
Bunty: "Hello.........kaun?"
Mungerilal: "Bunty.....Tumhara baap bol raha hoon. Give the phone to Mamu quickly."
Bunty: "Hello Papa...he's busy with MC."
Mungerilal: "What's he doing on MoneyControl at this hour?"
Bunty: "Hello......no no....what I mean is Mamu is deep in sh*t with MarginCalls."
Mungerilal: " ..hello....tell him to call me back quickly.... okay?"
Bunty: "Oh yeah....I will convey your message. Just a minute Papa.....I told Mamu that Leverage-walle Ravan ka aaj Asthami ko hi dahan ho gaya!"
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%#... "
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xbox
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:27am |
Maharaj, Dashahra ka mela to ghoome dete!!!
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kulman
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:36am |
ha ha ha!!
One MungeriLal while being dragged out of dealing room was heard singing this one:
"Yeh F&O ke mele market mein kam naa honge........
.....afsos hum naa honge!!"
Another shaheed was humming this:
"Apne leverage ko hum hargiz mita sakte nahin....
position kataa sakte hain lekin... profit kamaa sakte nahin !"
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basant
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:37am |
Maja-a-jata hai kulmanji Bunty ki baato se!
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kulman
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 Posted: 18/Oct/2007 at 11:44am |
Bunty has been nominated for Indian Idol award. To vote...
sms "BUNTY" to 5207 (20-DMA od Nifty)
or dial 1-800-19200 and press 5. (5th is the final wave as per Elliott)
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kulman
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 Posted: 23/Oct/2007 at 10:26am |
"Bol mere Laal"
Bunty: "Papa...I'm back!"
Mungerilal: " Bunty Beta … okay......wait for a while let me hear what strategy this TAU is advising on TV"
Bunty: "Hmmm....I had a small query. What's ODI?"
Mungerilal: "That's another term for P. Notes...it stands for Overseas Derivative Instruments."
Bunty: "Achhaa? After watching your furious actions of leveraged day trading based on Global Cues, I had thought that it meant One Day Internationals. By the way, your stock broker has bought S-Class Merc this Diwali."
Mungerilal: " ...Bh#$%#... "
Edited by kulman - 23/Oct/2007 at 10:30am
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